 |
| YESTERDAY'S TECHNOLOGY AT TODAY'S PRICES!!! |
 |
Current Owner: Premier Blah of Blah Industries Incorporated
VP of Marketing: Chris Engler
Website: cafepress.com/trolla
Company Overview: Brought to prominence by our good friends over at WrestleCrap.com, the Trolla Corporation is committed to bringing you yesterday's technology at today's prices.
Products: shirts, hats, caps, bags, clocks, pillows, mugs, buttons, magnets, postcards, sentient robots.
Faxtrolla
Horsetrolla
Drafttrolla
Clocktrolla
Movietrolla
Babytrolla
Hulktrolla
Seancetrolla
Shane-O-Trolla
Megatrolla (Trolla-Tron 7800)
Johnny 6 (Trolla-Tron 5200)
Johnny 4 (Trolla-Tron 2600)
Deviltrolla
Tammytrolla
(Adapted from Trolla's facebook page)
On December 16, 2011, it was revealed that wrestlecrapradio.com Co-Historian and Chief Librarian Premier Blah had fully completed the purchase of the Trolla Corporation through his mega-corporation Blah Industries Incorporated. This will have no effect on the products that the company makes, as the Premier doesn't really seem to know (or care) what they do, so long as they just make stuff. Any stuff.
To date, no one has mentioned that Trolla's slogan was stolen from a 1970s episode of Saturday Night Live.
No comments:
Post a Comment