by iggy
March 17, 2006
Cousin Lukes
SNME returns.
Hall of Fame Gagnes
#started wailin #verne's rumble
023 WrestleCrap Rumble: March 17, 2006
WrestleCrap Rumble
((( recorded in high phone-buzzing fidelity ))) (33 minutes)
NBC scheduled Saturday Night's Main Event for 8 P.M. RD has started writing a column for Fighting Spirit magazine in the UK. Wrestlemania's main event makes no sense, but there will be a Boogeyman match. Blade would see it if his bill collectors would not cut into his line.
Obscure Wrestling News: The Trish and James stalker angle has been "spayed and neutered". Candice Michelle used a doppelganger for her Playboy photos. RD mimics (badly) a concerned Israeli mother in Irish falsetto. Brutus Beefcake and Greg Valentine are reuniting for some show. RD proposes a segment called Wrestling Hard Times. Brian Blair says his career was ended when he tripped in a restaurant recently and not thirty years ago.
The Question of the Week has louder music than usual, and the Dusty Rhodes book still lingers around RD's house. This week from James Cobb: Flava Flav should avoid Boogeyman.
Scott Steiner has a large tattoo. Blade calls Samoa Joe "Carmel Delight Joe". Verne Gagne is going into the Hall of Fame inducted by "Rambo" Greg Gagne. Blade hits the WrestleRock Rumble music.
Seventeen Syllables of Funk:
Verne's been inducted.
Screw Cena's mumble. Here's Verne's
Hall of Fame rumble.
((( recorded in high phone-buzzing fidelity ))) (33 minutes)
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| KILLER BEE NO LONGER ON THE LOOSE |
Obscure Wrestling News: The Trish and James stalker angle has been "spayed and neutered". Candice Michelle used a doppelganger for her Playboy photos. RD mimics (badly) a concerned Israeli mother in Irish falsetto. Brutus Beefcake and Greg Valentine are reuniting for some show. RD proposes a segment called Wrestling Hard Times. Brian Blair says his career was ended when he tripped in a restaurant recently and not thirty years ago.
The Question of the Week has louder music than usual, and the Dusty Rhodes book still lingers around RD's house. This week from James Cobb: Flava Flav should avoid Boogeyman.
Scott Steiner has a large tattoo. Blade calls Samoa Joe "Carmel Delight Joe". Verne Gagne is going into the Hall of Fame inducted by "Rambo" Greg Gagne. Blade hits the WrestleRock Rumble music.
Seventeen Syllables of Funk:
Verne's been inducted.
Screw Cena's mumble. Here's Verne's
Hall of Fame rumble.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The cousin Luke to my cousin Butch, Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 4. Writing, surprises, Candice, scantily dressed women
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 2. Motley Crüe, Casio keyboard
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- Trish Stratus References: 2.
- Mickie James References: 1.
- Question of the Week from: James Cobb
- Since Wrestlemania is approaching and Vince McMahon has been known to have matches between wrestlers and celebrities, do you think there will be a match at Wrestlemania 22 between clock hatah the Boogeyman and clock lovah Flava Flav? NO.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Funktified Edition
Verne's been inducted.
Screw Cena's mumble. Here's Verne's
Hall of Fame rumble.
Minisode #022 SNME Memories
by iggy
March 10, 2006
Blade challenges RD to go it alone.
Old toys
Children's Division
Ricky Morton is out of jail.
SNME memories.
#corporal kirchner #haul out
March 10, 2006
Blade challenges RD to go it alone.
Old toys
Children's Division
Ricky Morton is out of jail.
SNME memories.
#corporal kirchner #haul out
022 Saturday Night's Alright For Wrestling: March 10, 2006
Speaking of Verne Gagne masturbating...
(33 minutes)
RD says Vince Russo said they "could have him on anytime". He was also initially going to write a "ToyCrap" book with a man Blade fondly calls a "Fine Young Egg".
Obscure Wrestling News: Sad news: SuperPorky has been cut, along with the WWE midget/juniors/children's division. Blade is full of expletives this week. Johnny Fairplay has tickets to Wrestlemania. Brian Knobbs wants to be a TV judge. Speaking of Verne Gagne masturbating...Chris Kanyon has always been gay. Ricky Morton is finally out of jail.
Question of the Week from Sigma Fan: Matt and Mark Live has been shut down. (Thank God.) Who would you want to see tag team on a reality show next? Juventud Guerrera and Bob Orton were WWE traveling partners and that would be a good reality show, but only if they wore their mask and cast.
Saturday Night's Main Event is back. WWE should release a DVD of the old ones instead. Candice Michelle's Playboy will arrive this month (not safe for work, for obvious reasons).
The Return of Blade Braxton's Wrestling Haiku:
Candice in Playboy.
Another skank in the nude.
Yay, plastic funbags.
(33 minutes)
Obscure Wrestling News: Sad news: SuperPorky has been cut, along with the WWE midget/juniors/children's division. Blade is full of expletives this week. Johnny Fairplay has tickets to Wrestlemania. Brian Knobbs wants to be a TV judge. Speaking of Verne Gagne masturbating...Chris Kanyon has always been gay. Ricky Morton is finally out of jail.
Question of the Week from Sigma Fan: Matt and Mark Live has been shut down. (Thank God.) Who would you want to see tag team on a reality show next? Juventud Guerrera and Bob Orton were WWE traveling partners and that would be a good reality show, but only if they wore their mask and cast.
Saturday Night's Main Event is back. WWE should release a DVD of the old ones instead. Candice Michelle's Playboy will arrive this month (not safe for work, for obvious reasons).
The Return of Blade Braxton's Wrestling Haiku:
Candice in Playboy.
Another skank in the nude.
Yay, plastic funbags.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Kim Chee to my Kamala, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 10. Toys, clocks (2), time, Hogan Knows Best, Brian Knobbs (2), Verne Gagne masturbating (2), getting pounded in the ass
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 0.
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- F-Bombs: 1. Blade
- Question of the Week from: Sigma Fan
- Dear Mr. Reynolds and Mr. Braxton, if it hasn't been brought to your attention yet I'm pleased to announce that Mark and Matt Live has been shut down. (I'm saddened by this.) What two wrestlers would we would like to see do a reality show together and why? Bob Orton and Juventud Guerrera but they have to wear a cast and mask.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Candice in Playboy.
Another skank in the nude.
Yay, plastic funbags.