by iggy
June 30, 2006
RD doesn't like the new Brawny man.
Jake Roberts in a fishing tournament
Kelly's Expose
#like forty minutes now #old bitey
032 An angle on Angle: June 30, 2006
Ode to Kurt Angle
(45 minutes)
Blade promises the ECW Zombie will be on next week's show. RD promises the return of the Mailbag on next week's show. They are not related.
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:06) has been voted the most popular segment on this wrestling podcast. Superman has been invading the grocery of late.
Obscure Wrestling News: Kurrgan is going to be in a movie (300). (:11) Jake Roberts caught a 45-pound fish. (:14)
Sad News: The Pirate was fired because McMahon is behind the times. (:20) Even more Sad News: The Diva Search 3 has begun. (:25) SPEAKING OF bitches RD and Blade discuss their favorite animals in the WWF. WWE loves poop and male ass. ECW's Kelly strips every week down to the same bra that she can't seem to get open. (:30) RD thinks they should get a male stripping Kelly to hook in confused people.
RD tries some wrestling analysis and Blade gets bored. (:32) The majority seems to think RD gushes over Kurt Angle. [Which is certainly NOT going to be ironic in the next few years... - Future PB]
First Ever WrestleCrap Tanka:
Kelly's Expose.
The only thing that's been ex-
posed is the simple
fact that Mr. Laurinai-
tis sucks as a talent scout.
(45 minutes)
Blade promises the ECW Zombie will be on next week's show. RD promises the return of the Mailbag on next week's show. They are not related.
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:06) has been voted the most popular segment on this wrestling podcast. Superman has been invading the grocery of late.
Obscure Wrestling News: Kurrgan is going to be in a movie (300). (:11) Jake Roberts caught a 45-pound fish. (:14)
Sad News: The Pirate was fired because McMahon is behind the times. (:20) Even more Sad News: The Diva Search 3 has begun. (:25) SPEAKING OF bitches RD and Blade discuss their favorite animals in the WWF. WWE loves poop and male ass. ECW's Kelly strips every week down to the same bra that she can't seem to get open. (:30) RD thinks they should get a male stripping Kelly to hook in confused people.
 |
| Arrr! 'is ship 'as sailed. |
First Ever WrestleCrap Tanka:
Kelly's Expose.
The only thing that's been ex-
posed is the simple
fact that Mr. Laurinai-
tis sucks as a talent scout.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Pasta to my Mania, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 9. Shows that have lots of poop, going to the grocery, good times (2), people I miss, Pirates of the Caribbean, where RD’s other hand at, brilliant (2)
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 7. Don Knotts, Good Times, Don Knotts (2), Bea Arthur, ZZ Top, Christopher Reeve
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 1. Richard Dawson
- F-Bombs: 1. Blade
- Zombie Growls: 3
- Question of the Week from: N/A
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling
HaikuTanka:
Kelly's Expose.
The only thing that's been ex-
posed is the simple
fact that Mr. Laurinai-
tis sucks as a talent scout.
Minisode #031 Food Pyramid versus Food Groups
by iggy
June 23, 2006
The Trip to the Grocery gets Ray Stevens.
RD and Mrs. Deal disagree about nourishment.
#twice #oh yeah
June 23, 2006
The Trip to the Grocery gets Ray Stevens.
RD and Mrs. Deal disagree about nourishment.
#twice #oh yeah
031 Double Trouble: June 23, 2006
Say everything twice. Say everything twice.
(38 minutes)
RD's Trip to the Grocery now has an intro. It's a sped-up intro to The Streak by Ray Stevens. (:06) RD discusses organic macaroni and cheese. Speaking of bizarre pastas...
Obscure Wrestling News: Volkoff's Maryland delegate election opponent is airing old wrestling footage on TV in his ads, so Volkoff responds by getting his own Myspace page and the Iron Sheik to help him. (:14) Lex Luger is a (drunken) idiot. (:18) Blade relates how he was in a strip club where Gorgeous George was a stripper. (:24) The new OVW booker is (Rambo) Greg Gagne. (:26)
So many people on Smackdown have gone. ECW's fortune teller actually tells the past, but is no good a replacement for the vanishing Zombie. WWE should've fired the midgets . . . out of a canon. DX are homoerotic.
Speaking of things that will make you poop with joy:
Too much bare male ass.
Was that Raw or the World
Wrestling Enema?
(38 minutes)
RD's Trip to the Grocery now has an intro. It's a sped-up intro to The Streak by Ray Stevens. (:06) RD discusses organic macaroni and cheese. Speaking of bizarre pastas...Obscure Wrestling News: Volkoff's Maryland delegate election opponent is airing old wrestling footage on TV in his ads, so Volkoff responds by getting his own Myspace page and the Iron Sheik to help him. (:14) Lex Luger is a (drunken) idiot. (:18) Blade relates how he was in a strip club where Gorgeous George was a stripper. (:24) The new OVW booker is (Rambo) Greg Gagne. (:26)
So many people on Smackdown have gone. ECW's fortune teller actually tells the past, but is no good a replacement for the vanishing Zombie. WWE should've fired the midgets . . . out of a canon. DX are homoerotic.
Speaking of things that will make you poop with joy:
Too much bare male ass.
Was that Raw or the World
Wrestling Enema?
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Macho to my Libre, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 17. Horrible, bizarre pastas, outliving things, bad ideas , Randy Savage, Billy Jack Haynes, black hat with Oregon on it, Randy Savage 5 (6), generic Playboy skanks, being three inches from a hole, fired midgets, putting Max Mini in a cage, things that will make you poop
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 3. Franco-American Raviolios, MySpace, Gallagher
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Iron Sheik
- F-Bombs: 2. Iron Sheik
- Zombie Growls: 2
-
RD Time Outs: 1
- Question of the Week from: N/A
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Too much bare male ass.
Was that Raw or the World
Wrestling Enema?
Minisode #030 ECW's Relaunch
by iggy
June 16, 2006
ECW relaunches with the zombie
Kamala sells spears
Haiku with intro
#exhibitionist Kelly #SFW
June 16, 2006
ECW relaunches with the zombie
Kamala sells spears
Haiku with intro
#exhibitionist Kelly #SFW
030 Zombie Radio: June 16, 2006
Zombie Radio
(40 minutes)
John Tenta died last week. If you're interested, you can donate to his family through johntentafund@wrestlecrap.com.
RD could talk about the ECW Zombie for the entire show.
Obscure Wrestling News: Randy Savage is going on the Surreal Life. (:08) Kamala is selling plastic spears for $25 each. RD used to manage Kamala Junior. (:15) Paul Ellering now offers a workout program. (I hope it doesn't involve him exercising in the frosty Adirondacks.) (:19) RD suggest the On A Pole Workout Program. Sad News: El Gigante is in a wheelchair. (:23) ECW's Sci-Fi premiere is summarized, and RD calls it a 'license to print money'. This show has "jumped the Zombie."
Seventeen Syllables of Joy:
DX reunion.
What does DX stand for now?
Depends eXtra strength?
(40 minutes)
 |
| ARRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! |
RD could talk about the ECW Zombie for the entire show.
Obscure Wrestling News: Randy Savage is going on the Surreal Life. (:08) Kamala is selling plastic spears for $25 each. RD used to manage Kamala Junior. (:15) Paul Ellering now offers a workout program. (I hope it doesn't involve him exercising in the frosty Adirondacks.) (:19) RD suggest the On A Pole Workout Program. Sad News: El Gigante is in a wheelchair. (:23) ECW's Sci-Fi premiere is summarized, and RD calls it a 'license to print money'. This show has "jumped the Zombie."
Seventeen Syllables of Joy:
DX reunion.
What does DX stand for now?
Depends eXtra strength?
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The vampire to my zombie, Mr. Blade Brakes-town
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Way Back Machine, Scoops.com
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 9. Being in your face, frolicking with transsexuals, Kamala, Cajun salmon, prostitutes (4), horrible things
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 1. Delorean
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- F-Bombs: 1. Blade
- Zombie Growls: 12
-
RD Time Outs: 1
- Question of the Week from: N/A
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: De-Geritol X?
DX reunion.
What does DX stand for now?
Depends eXtra strength?
Minisode #029 Now Sponsored
by iggy
June 2, 2006
Global Internet
New and Improved Chcken in a Bisquit
Mean Gene is being sued by Hot Stuff Foods.
#cracker aisle #unnecessary carbs
June 2, 2006
Global Internet
New and Improved Chcken in a Bisquit
Mean Gene is being sued by Hot Stuff Foods.
#cracker aisle #unnecessary carbs
029 "New and Improved": June 2, 2006
"New and Improved"
(43 minutes)
This show has a sponsor, globalinternet.net. (:02) After twenty-eight episodes, the audio has been set up properly.
RD's picture in Fighting Spirit magazine is Koko B. Ware's for some reason. He likes it. (:05)
Blade informs RD about Myspace. It's very coincidental that they get onto it just as it begins to die. (:10)
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:13): it's impossible to improve Chicken in a Biskit. They took out the dairy.
Obscure Wrestling News: Mean Gene Okerlund was sued by Mene Gene Burgers' parent company. (:17) Eric Watts' booking for Great Championship Wrestling is making crowds flee. (:21) The Stu Hart mansion should be leveled. (:23)
Question of the Week from The Buzzkill 411: Khali's teeth are as big as your thumbs. (:28) Erik Majorwitz still hasn't received his prize yet, so Blade plans to frame a haiku for him.
Sci-Fi will push sci-fi angles on ECW. (:30) SmackDown gets a host, The Miz, while Ray Mysterio is constantly getting buried. (:35) SD and Raw suck.
Blade Braxton's Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
There's another Kane.
He looks like a tard in drag
him off my tee vee.
(43 minutes)
This show has a sponsor, globalinternet.net. (:02) After twenty-eight episodes, the audio has been set up properly.
RD's picture in Fighting Spirit magazine is Koko B. Ware's for some reason. He likes it. (:05)
Blade informs RD about Myspace. It's very coincidental that they get onto it just as it begins to die. (:10)
 |
| Still contains chicken parts. |
Obscure Wrestling News: Mean Gene Okerlund was sued by Mene Gene Burgers' parent company. (:17) Eric Watts' booking for Great Championship Wrestling is making crowds flee. (:21) The Stu Hart mansion should be leveled. (:23)
Question of the Week from The Buzzkill 411: Khali's teeth are as big as your thumbs. (:28) Erik Majorwitz still hasn't received his prize yet, so Blade plans to frame a haiku for him.
Sci-Fi will push sci-fi angles on ECW. (:30) SmackDown gets a host, The Miz, while Ray Mysterio is constantly getting buried. (:35) SD and Raw suck.
Blade Braxton's Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
There's another Kane.
He looks like a tard in drag
him off my tee vee.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Hamburgular to my Grimace, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 8. Shilling (2), cereal, Mean Gene on a birth control device, things being gone, crazy science fiction, Erik Watts, hideous
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 7. Ratt, Lee Majors, Fall Guy toys, Heather Thomas, Six Million Dollar Man, Paul Stanley (2)
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- Question of the Week from: The Buzzkill 411
- For Blade: Since no can understand the Great Khali, do you think he likes crunchy or smooth peanut butter? Smooth. RD: Crunchy.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
There's another Kane.
He looks like a tard in drag
him off my tee vee.