by iggy
September 29, 2006
Bears, dogs, old ladies, and babies
Don't give New Jack a 7-Up.
RD already misses Trish.
The smartest man in the wrestling business is Kevin Nash.
Justin Credible was fired by fax machine.
RD gets serious for a moment about Kurt Angle.
#agitated #phlegmy
042 Fired by FaxTrolla: September 29, 2006
Fired by FaxTrolla
(61 minutes)
Blade has a question about Aquaman. RD has a phlegm disorder and is not in a good mood. Lord Alfred is asleep at the job. A new written feature on the site, Rewriting The Book, looks at 'what if?' wrestling scenarios. The Co-Hosts want you to watch Airplane! (:14)
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:15): Babies and animals are on the shrink-wrapped bag that holds your toilet paper even though they don't use it.
Obscure Wrestling News: Larry Zbysko is seeking to sell the rights to his biography for a movie. (:20) Rikishi was arrested by some US Marshals for not appearing in court for a hearing. RD and Trash Losagain will be at a Legends wrestling show in Kokomo. (:24) New Jack got into a fight at a concession stand due to someone mixing his drink. (:27)
Mail Bag (:35): Corey wonders on Russo's coming to TNA. Blade rambles. Bob thinks the Boogeyman should haunt TNA as the Closet Creature. Erik Majorwitz (2) still hasn't received Blade's prize. Blade makes excuses. (:40) M Lawson wants the Co-Hosts to have new nicknames. (:42)
Sad News: Trish was fired. (:43) RD sings and wants Blade to call him MC Scat Cat.
If Kevin Nash is ever hired by WWE again, RD will pronounce him the smartest man in wrestling. [WHELP, took him seven years.] On the other end of the scale, RD is amazed at how TNA makes some really stupid mistakes and is yet still around. (:47)
Kid Kash was fired. Justin Credible was fired via fax machine. (:51) RD suggests that Super Crazy get rid of his fax machine. Kurt Angle failed too many drug tests for the WWE, of all organizations, but TNA has hired him. RD dislikes that. (So I guess the honeymoon is over then?)
Seventeen Syllables of Kurt for you:
Six sides, one Angle.
Dixie forgot a ramp for
Kurt's future wheelchair.
(61 minutes)
Blade has a question about Aquaman. RD has a phlegm disorder and is not in a good mood. Lord Alfred is asleep at the job. A new written feature on the site, Rewriting The Book, looks at 'what if?' wrestling scenarios. The Co-Hosts want you to watch Airplane! (:14)
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:15): Babies and animals are on the shrink-wrapped bag that holds your toilet paper even though they don't use it.
Obscure Wrestling News: Larry Zbysko is seeking to sell the rights to his biography for a movie. (:20) Rikishi was arrested by some US Marshals for not appearing in court for a hearing. RD and Trash Losagain will be at a Legends wrestling show in Kokomo. (:24) New Jack got into a fight at a concession stand due to someone mixing his drink. (:27)
Mail Bag (:35): Corey wonders on Russo's coming to TNA. Blade rambles. Bob thinks the Boogeyman should haunt TNA as the Closet Creature. Erik Majorwitz (2) still hasn't received Blade's prize. Blade makes excuses. (:40) M Lawson wants the Co-Hosts to have new nicknames. (:42)
Sad News: Trish was fired. (:43) RD sings and wants Blade to call him MC Scat Cat.
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| SMARTEST MAN IN WRESTLING |
Kid Kash was fired. Justin Credible was fired via fax machine. (:51) RD suggests that Super Crazy get rid of his fax machine. Kurt Angle failed too many drug tests for the WWE, of all organizations, but TNA has hired him. RD dislikes that. (So I guess the honeymoon is over then?)
Seventeen Syllables of Kurt for you:
Six sides, one Angle.
Dixie forgot a ramp for
Kurt's future wheelchair.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Jana to my Zan, scratch that. The Zan to my Jana, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, WCWA Legends Show
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 11. Liquid, liquids, the book, subscribing to a newsletter, Larry Zybiskso, being arrested, fellow crappers, uh, someone who will probably getting pregnant in the near future, sourpuss, harmful to your health
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 1. SuperFriends
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 1. Mr. Whipple
- RD Time Outs: 3
- Blade Time Outs: 2
- Krankor Laughs: 1
- Weird Al Laughs: 1
- RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 1
- Tammy Sytch References: 2
-
Trish Stratus References: 4
- Mailbag
- Corey: Hey old buddy old pal RD Reynolds and Blade "Don't call me Brakestown" Braxton, my question is twofold. With the exciting announcement of Vince Russo coming to TNA to help punch up the creative aspect of the show, how do you think Impact will be changed? And after all the damage he's done to the two big federations, how do you suppose Vince Russo keeps convincing people that he's anything more than a bottomless money pit? So long and thanks for all the Krankor, Corey. Blade: Impact will smell like gasoline.
- Bob: Last week was a very sad week for a lot of Crappers especially myself, with WWE releasing one of my favorite wrestlers, the Boogeyman. And with Russo heading over to TNA I got to thinking: maybe he'd bring in the Boogeyman. So my question is if Russo brings in Boogeyman, could he use the name the Closet Creature? He would be the BooGayMan.
- Erik Majorwitz (2): Blade promised me a signed copy of Toxic Avenger. I still haven't received it. I've watched the Santa Claus Conquers the Martians DVD you sent me numerous times RD; thank you for your timely shipping. Perhaps I should contact John Thomas to get this matter sorted out. Erik is a great guy. [No argument there.] Blade makes excuses.
- M Lawson: Hello RD. My question for you is this: would you call yourself R2-D2 Reynolds for this week's radio show? Blade could be Blade Breakdance. No.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: The ADA isn’t happy with TNA’s lack of accessibility.
Six sides, one Angle.
Dixie forgot a ramp for
Kurt's future wheelchair.
Minisode #041 Good Friends Cereal
by iggy
September 22, 2006
The Boogeyman was released
Good Friends cereal
The original Repo Man
Vince Russo is back.
#enjoy #twigs
September 22, 2006
The Boogeyman was released
Good Friends cereal
The original Repo Man
Vince Russo is back.
#enjoy #twigs
041 Release The Boogeyman!: September 22, 2006
Boogeyman Released
(54 minutes)
Sad News: Boogeyman fired.
Blade's Trip to the Grocery (:09): Good Friends cereal sucks. Blade eats granola, flakes, and twigs in "fun dildo shapes the kids will enjoy."
Obscure Wrestling News (:17): RVD's comic book store closed. Kamala will sing at an event. WWE is suing rapper The Game for supposedly infringing on Sean Michael's name. Blade is reminded of porn star Sean Michaels, of Sean Bond fame. That is, if he can escape from his pit that is affecting his audio quality.
Mail Bag (:26): OT (2) questions technicalities. Aaron informs us that John Thomas and BM Punk now have Myspace pages too. (:30) "Maybe RD Reynolds wouldn't" let Iron Sheik humble him in the old country way. RD and Trash Losagain once met a drunk off his ass Sheik at WrestleMania VIII. Repo Man Barry Darsow was not the first wrestling repo man, according to Hobo Diablo. (:34)
WWE hired Brad Armstrong, among other old guys. (:36) Too Cold Scorpio has a big penis, "big and round as a dinner plate." (:39) WrestleCrap.com will not update in October so that Blade and RD can write more of the book. Blade hits the bottle out of happiness because Vince Russo is coming to TNA, which may be going head to head against Raw. (:47)
Seventeen Syllable Tribute to Our Good, Our Now Departed Friend, The Boogeyman.
He's the Boogeyman.
And he's...coming to get his
unemployment check.
(54 minutes)
Sad News: Boogeyman fired.
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| Have your friends over for breakfast. |
Obscure Wrestling News (:17): RVD's comic book store closed. Kamala will sing at an event. WWE is suing rapper The Game for supposedly infringing on Sean Michael's name. Blade is reminded of porn star Sean Michaels, of Sean Bond fame. That is, if he can escape from his pit that is affecting his audio quality.
Mail Bag (:26): OT (2) questions technicalities. Aaron informs us that John Thomas and BM Punk now have Myspace pages too. (:30) "Maybe RD Reynolds wouldn't" let Iron Sheik humble him in the old country way. RD and Trash Losagain once met a drunk off his ass Sheik at WrestleMania VIII. Repo Man Barry Darsow was not the first wrestling repo man, according to Hobo Diablo. (:34)
WWE hired Brad Armstrong, among other old guys. (:36) Too Cold Scorpio has a big penis, "big and round as a dinner plate." (:39) WrestleCrap.com will not update in October so that Blade and RD can write more of the book. Blade hits the bottle out of happiness because Vince Russo is coming to TNA, which may be going head to head against Raw. (:47)
Seventeen Syllable Tribute to Our Good, Our Now Departed Friend, The Boogeyman.
He's the Boogeyman.
And he's...coming to get his
unemployment check.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The ying to my yang and the Ko to my Tex, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 3. Global Internet, Wizard of Oz Museum, Toto’s Tacos
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 4. Riots, our good old friends on MySpace, Repo Man, transsexual dinosaurs
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 1. MySpace
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- Krankor Laughs: 3
- Weird Al Laughs: 1
- RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 2
- Mailbag
- OT (2): On last week's radio show during the talk of Krypto, Blade went to call him a son of a bitch but he stopped himself to keep from swearing. However, he brings up a good point here. Since Krypto is a male dog, he would technically be a son of a bitch. So my question to you is would you allow Blade to refer to Krypto as a son of a bitch this week to make up for stopping himself last week? RJ Fletcher: Yes.
- Aaron: Dear RD and Mr. Brakestown, if the Iron Sheik offered to humble you in the old country way or any other way for free, wouldn't cost you a dime, would you let him? Trash Losagain might.
- Hobo Diablo: Dear radio hosts extraordinaire, this week I was evicted from my home. When the repo man came, he looked nothing like Barry Darsow, having neither the Lone Ranger mask or the rope. Was he an imposter and have I been duped? Was he instead Nasty Ned Brady?
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
He's the Boogeyman.
And he's...coming to get his
unemployment check.
Minisode #040 Banana.gif
by iggy
September 15, 2006
Hot dogs with bun.
Stoner Boo Berry is back.
Rafiki had to go eat some bananas.
Dr. Pepper and its imitators
#still enjoy eating it #cheekbones
September 15, 2006
Hot dogs with bun.
Stoner Boo Berry is back.
Rafiki had to go eat some bananas.
Dr. Pepper and its imitators
#still enjoy eating it #cheekbones
040 Banana Tapestry: September 15, 2006
Banana Tapestry
(68 minutes)
RD wonders why there hasn't been a serial killer gimmick. Although, Stone Cold Steve Austin did base his personality on a serial killer. RD has seen an Oklahoma City Bomber gimmick. (:03)
(68 minutes)
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| Sad thing is, she looks better here than in real life. |
Lord Alfred promotional considerations globalinternet.net. (:04) RD and Blade want you to get a URL from them so that you can get laid, particularly as they also have their entire URLs on large sized condoms. Unfortunately for RD he has a small penis.
RD's Trip to the Grocery: (:07) hot dogs packaged with buns. Blade is reminded of monster chili dogs.
Blade's Trip to the Grocery: (:10) Boo Berry's appearance has reverted to a stoner. This is good news for Blade, who had secretly hated the cereal until then.
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| Mr. Cosby, before Pudding Pops destroyed his soul. |
Mail Bag: (:23) Blade says, "Your bag is always special to me." Something about comic books and superheroes. RD says people on the forums want him to sing.
Nine people sent in messages about their experiences with a Chyna blanket. Marvel Pinguino Dickey "had a friend" buy one for his ex. Chris W made a foolish mistake buying it at Wal-Mart. Zach Harris "knew someone" who bought it to patch their broken down trailer. Terry McCarty has it hanging in his dining room. Timmy K knew a young girl who was a big fan of "the big girl with the belt" and thus bought one for her for $4 Canadian. Jeff "knew someone" who sold it for £1.50. And finally Josh Dunn used it for his unit. (One was disqualified for trying to bring up Bea Arthur's wig. Another vanished into the aether.)
Obscure Wrestling News: (:46) Francine is now attractive again, according to Vince. SPEAKING OF Chyna she made out with a porn star. The ECW Zombie wants booked. Molly Holly and Ivory will drive a Winnebago to Canada for Trish's wedding. Blade calls them tapestry munchers.
Blade hit the bottle when Rambo Greg Gagne was fired from OVW booking. (:53) RD sings a few lines of Dr Feelgood. RD names many Dr Pepper knock-offs. Kelly Kelly is dating Test, who is not a lesbian.
Seventeen Syllable Prescription for Your Andrew Test Martin Question:
Why do chicks dig Test?
Kelly's got the right answer.
He's got foot-long dong.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Ricky to my Robert, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, Charlie Smith
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 10. Penis references, trying to get into somebody’s pants, ugly, things that are truly ugly, first name basis, lesbians, people who aren’t lesbians, lesbians2 (3), crackwhore on the street
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 3. Tom Brokaw, Cher, Sonny Bono
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- Krankor Laughs: 2
- Weird Al Laughs: 1
- RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 1
- Zombie Growls: 2
- Trish Stratus References: 1
- Mailbag
- Marvel Pinguino Dickey: You and Mr. Brakestown are quite possibly the funniest two wrestling marks I have EVER heard in my life. And yes, even those old Johnny Polo quips don't top your stuff man. Anyhow, I have a friend who bought that tapestry for his ex-girlfriend. Why? I have no clue. In fact, I sometimes question him about whether she was his girlfriend, or if he was perhaps gay and dating a man dressed in drag much like the aforementioned Chyna. Seriously, are those supposed to be breasts? They more closely look like uncooked chicken thighs if you ask me. Anyhow, I thought you'd like to know. He didn't actually buy the thing.
- Chris W: I bought the Chyna blanket. I had a crush on Chyna in her WWF days. So one day I was shopping at Walmart, and I say a blanket with Chyna's face on it and I didn't hesitate to throw it in my cart. I can't say it was the best $9.95 I spent. That's a big mistake.
- Zach Harris: I didn't buy the Chyna blanket but I know someone who did. A friend of mine who lived in a broken down trailer with all of the windows to the bedroom were broken out so he bought the cheapest thing he could to cover up the windows. That of course being a Chyna blanket along with an Undertaker blanket. It may be worth mentioning that my friend never watched wrestling and had no idea who Chyna or the Undertaker are. Let him off.
- Terry McCarty: Hi. I don't know what is wrong with you. I purchased that wall tapestry when it came out years ago, and now it still proudly hangs in my dining room. I think you're just envious because you don't have one so HA. Krankor: Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
- Timmy K: I just read the section about the Chyna tapestry and I did indeed buy one. The reason for buying it is actually very simple. A few years back when they were pushing the hell out of Chyna I had a friend whose little sister would sit down and watch wrestling with us. I think she was like five or six. Anyway, her favorite wrestler was Chyna, although she called her "the big girl with the belt". So one day there was a yard sale on my street and I saw the tapestry for 4 bucks Canadian, so I bought it for her, which she used as a blanket by the way. I wish there was a better story to it, but I'm sorry, there isn't. That's a good story.
- Jeff: Hi RD, love the site. Gotta say though that I wish it was updated every week. Anyway, the Chyna tapestry: yeah I know a guy who bought one. He sold it shortly afterwards for £1.50. Of weed?
- Josh Dunn: I bought one. Gotta cover yourself with something when you're whackin' it. Krankor: Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Rafiki needs to take a Test. Banana?
Why do chicks dig Test?
Kelly's got the right answer.
He's got foot-long dong.
Minisode #039 RD As Cher
by iggy
September 8, 2006
RD went to Disney World
Ariel stays in her grotto.
RD sings as Cher
The RD & Blade Variety Hour
#seaweed #fish woman
September 8, 2006
RD went to Disney World
Ariel stays in her grotto.
RD sings as Cher
The RD & Blade Variety Hour
#seaweed #fish woman
039 The RD & Blade Variety Hour: September 8, 2006
The RD & Blade Variety Hour
(61 minutes)
RD wants you to hate him, so he sings Cher songs.
RD took a Trip to Disney World with his family. (:09) He asks Blade if he'd rather be Mrs Deal or Mrs Trash. Sleepy, so sleepy.
Obscure Wrestling News, 25 minutes in: The Great Collie managed to evade being a police officer for six months. One of the listeners gets off to RD's voice. Bryan Danielson is fighting Kamala at ROH. Will they fight using rocking chairs?
Mail Bag: It's something, I bet. (:34) OT wants an apology from Vince for Katie Vick. RD does not like Ariel much: "I've seen better heads on boils." He's basically in monologue mode today. Mike Paulin wants the Brooklyn Brawler for the Hall of Fame. (:39) Blade wants some guy named 'Aldo Morino' for the place. RD responds to him with a song.
RD was watching a Von Erichs DVD, and all the numerous deaths from that territory. (:45) A 'slave for the day' angle from that gives RD an idea for an Annual Colts' vs Lions' Seasons Bet: the loser will recite phrases sent in by fans.
Kurt Angle is gone from TV. (:56) RD wants to be dictator.
Seventeen Syllable Tribute:
Goodbye, Trish Stratus.
It's the final curtain. I'll
miss your meat curtain.
(61 minutes)
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| Cher once accepted an Oscar for Brando. |
RD took a Trip to Disney World with his family. (:09) He asks Blade if he'd rather be Mrs Deal or Mrs Trash. Sleepy, so sleepy.
Obscure Wrestling News, 25 minutes in: The Great Collie managed to evade being a police officer for six months. One of the listeners gets off to RD's voice. Bryan Danielson is fighting Kamala at ROH. Will they fight using rocking chairs?
Mail Bag: It's something, I bet. (:34) OT wants an apology from Vince for Katie Vick. RD does not like Ariel much: "I've seen better heads on boils." He's basically in monologue mode today. Mike Paulin wants the Brooklyn Brawler for the Hall of Fame. (:39) Blade wants some guy named 'Aldo Morino' for the place. RD responds to him with a song.
RD was watching a Von Erichs DVD, and all the numerous deaths from that territory. (:45) A 'slave for the day' angle from that gives RD an idea for an Annual Colts' vs Lions' Seasons Bet: the loser will recite phrases sent in by fans.
Kurt Angle is gone from TV. (:56) RD wants to be dictator.
Seventeen Syllable Tribute:
Goodbye, Trish Stratus.
It's the final curtain. I'll
miss your meat curtain.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The “Handsome Half-Breed” Gino Hernandez to my “Gentleman” Chris Adams, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, Heroes of World Class DVD
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 6. Pimping out a website, which, having your hand in your pants while listening to this show, strange people, strange people wanking off to my golden tones, giant things
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 1. Cher
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- RD Time Outs: 1
- Krankor Laughs: 2
- Weird Al Laughs: 1
- RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 2
- Shelley Martinez References: 2
- Trish Stratus References: 5
- Mailbag
- OT: Dear Arby's and Blade, would you be willing to part with Katie Vick's outfit if Vince would be willing to finally admit to making arguably the hugest mistake of his career? I mean, Muffie would need it to feud with Kevin Thorne and Ariel. I didn't even understand that question.
- Mike Paulin:
Hey RD and Blade, got a wrestling related question for you. Who do you guys think should be inducted into next year's Hall of Fame? I'm thinking maybe Brooklyn Brawler. Blade: Aldo Morino. Von Erichs.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Goodbye, Trish Stratus.
It's the final curtain. I'll
miss your meat curtain.