by iggy
February 23, 2007
RD returned to the CompuMart
The Jared Promo
Blade's Trip to the Cardiologist
#trying not to cough #the colonel's
053 Linda Love: February 23, 2007
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| "Worst promo Ever!" |
(67 minutes)
Blade is sick and sounds like The Penguin, as played by Burgess Meredith. He promises to be professional. Then he coughs into the microphone.
RD and Misses RD ate Valentine's dinner at White Castle. (:04)
Co-Host Contest Week 3: Thomas DJ does not like Russians. (:11) Niko Blade (:19) misses an important rule: You must answer the question. (Although Blade does admire his balls.) Current Tally: 2 of 6.
RD's Return Trip to the Comp-U-Mart (:22): Salisbury Steak guy is gone. Instead a man smelled like KFC 'extra stenchy'. Blade and RD cut promos against Jared from Subway, nearly five years after South Park's episode entitled, "Jared Has AIDS." (:28)
Blade's Trip to the Cardiologist (:30): Blade was told to store 24 hours' worth of his urine. Blade's Alien Ham story is the most popular WrestleCrap Radio segment.
Obscure Wrestling News (:35): New Jack has opened a wrestling school. Brooke Hogan is moving to LA to become the "next Paris Hilton," says mother Linda Hogan. Blade has a strange attraction to her. (:37)
Horsetrolla: The tail lifts and out comes a coiled paper. (:40) Sad News: Mickie James is no longer WWE Women's Champion. Blade loves Robecca, currently Batista's girl.
Wrestling Dream Analysis (:46): Blade might bang Linda Hogan if he was listening to this segment's background music. Lions make the playoffs and a crippled Jackie Gayda gives Blade a shout-out.
Mail Bag (:53): Do people have sex while listening to the show? Lou for Brou wants RD's opinion on great heels. Benjamin Bergman 'totally' listened to the progrem last week. (:57) Ric Flair would die before he could even think of retiring. [Or perhaps become a zombie and still keep wrestling - Future PB]
Mike Awesome died.
Seventeen Syllables All Grown Up WrestleMania Haiki:
WrestleMania.
All Grown Up, huh? Michael Jack-
son would not approve.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Penguin to my Joker, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
- URLs not taken: 1.
GuaranteedPoonTang.com
- SPEAKING OFs: 8. Being hetero and love and all kinds of things, anal fumes, which, Summer’s Eve, dropping the f-bomb, train wreck (2), tran-wreck
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 2. Burgess Meredith as The Penguin, The Gong Show
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- F-Bombs: 7. Blade
- Weird Al Laughs: 1
- RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 1
- WrestleCrap Gongs: 8
- Mickie James References: 5
- Ashley Massaro References: 2
- Mailbag
- Lou for Brou: Hey RD, I've read you reference the Mr. McMahon character as one of the top two or three all time greatest heels. Who else would you say would be in the top three? Just curious and I think a lot of your loyal crappers would be interested in knowing your opinion. Ric Flair. Bob Backlund.
- Benjamin Bergman: Totally listened to your show for the first time last week. It rules. Do you think that Ric Flair will wrestle till he dies in the ring? Ric Flair is starting to look like a carcass these days.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Boba Foot reboot?
WrestleMania.
All Grown Up, huh? Michael Jack-
son would not approve.
Minisode #052 Too Ashamed to Watch "RAW"
by iggy
February 9, 2007
The Indianapolis Colts won the Super Bowl.
100-Calorie Packs
Ratty the Goat asks a question.
Blade was too ashamed to watch RAW.
#melting face #17 thumbs up
February 9, 2007
The Indianapolis Colts won the Super Bowl.
100-Calorie Packs
Ratty the Goat asks a question.
Blade was too ashamed to watch RAW.
#melting face #17 thumbs up
052 WSX-Plosion: February 9, 2007
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| Just 1(00) Calories! |
(81 minutes)
What's with Candice Michelle's face? For the second time since October, Blade has power-sawed part of a finger. RD calls him a boxcar hobo. What is on White Castle's special Valentine's menu? (:11)
Co-Host Contest at the One-Stop Trolla Shop Week 2: Chris McGuinness is given a trick question. (:14) Jamie "Elimination Chamber" Retallic is rejected because there's already one half-idiotic co-host. (:25) Tally: 1 for 4.
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:28): 100-calorie packs. Lorna Doones make the only really good ones. Granola bars taste terrible.
Obscure Wrestling News (:36): Eric Bischoff challenged Salt Lake Cityians to an arm wrestling contest, beating the first guy but receiving a radial fracture from the second. MIT now has a wrestling history course and a chapter from The Death of WCW is on the syllabus. (:43)
Wrestling Dream-Rapistry: Grocery Store (:46): The Musical! Dusty Rhodes has a white spot due to his masturbation skills. [That should be his logo whenever he opens a butchery. His motto should remain the same: "You can beat my prices, but you can't beat my meat!"]
Mail Bag (:53): Ratty the Goat thinks WCR episodes should begin with a warning/disclaimer to not try this at home. RD is still old.
Blade missed a heavily 'roided Cena on Raw because he kept turning it off out of embarrassment as soon as a nurse would enter his hospital room. (:58) RD missed a heavily 'roided Cena on Raw because the Misses TiVoed a Lifetime movie instead. (What, no James Bond movie?)
However, they didn't miss the greatest wrestling show in years, WSX. (:64) The Balls of Steel Texas Tornado. That 70s Inhaler Man. Explosions, explosions, explosions.
ECW is the antithesis of WSX. Clayface, or Gene Snitsky, appeared. (Boba Clayfoot?) "Have you ever seen Cookie Puss?" RD wants you to ask your co-workers. (:75)
Seventeen Syllables of Snitsky Goodness:
What could be better?
Snitsky's got a great new look.
Mania main event.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Chicago Bears to my Indianapolis Colts, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 4. Shit in your face, long flesh colored things, wrestling books, Dusty Rhodes masturbating
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 3. Gone With the Wind, Flash Gordon, Cookiepuss
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- F-Bombs: 14. Blade
- Krankor Laughs: 2
- Weird Al Laughs: 1
- RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 3
- WrestleCrap Gongs: 9
- Trish Stratus References: 1
- Mailbag
- Ratty the Goat: Dear Blade and old man Reynolds, after the dynamite auditions last week are you going to take a cue from WWE DVDs and place an unskippable warning at the start of your shows which implores fans to please not try this at home? P.S. Blade is RD's old man stench so pungent that can you smell it over the phone and how much of a distraction is it during the show? No sold.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Boba Foot reboot?
What could be better?
Snitsky's got a great new look.
Mania main event.
Minisode #051 Salisbury Steak Man
by iggy
February 2, 2007
Trump rains money
RD went to the CompuMart
What is that old man smell?
Colossal Froot Loops
#decay #decayed Salisbury steak
February 2, 2007
Trump rains money
RD went to the CompuMart
What is that old man smell?
Colossal Froot Loops
#decay #decayed Salisbury steak
051 Gonged with the Wind: February 2, 2007
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| Now Get The Perfume! |
(62 minutes)
Fruit Loops are being made 'Colossal'.
RD's Trip to the Comp-U-Mart: A man smelled like Salisbury steak. (:07)
Co-Host Contest Week 1: Emer Provost believes Asian wrestlers are immune to their own toxic mists. (:17) Alex Ewing does not know who Kona Crush is because he's not as old as RD, who could very well pass for his father. This gets RD mad for some reason. (:24) Tally: 1 for 2 'accepted'.
Obscure Wrestling News: Jerry Lawler will draw a Superman comic for DC Comics' website. (:32)
Dream Analysis returns, with music (:35): Blade had a good time in a grocery store. "Just because I like Ax and Smash don't mean I can't fuck." RD asks if he wants to change positions. RD, Mrs RD, and Trash kidnap Stephanie McMahon, but Blade is hopeless at giving an interpretation.
Mail Bag (:42): Yanato thinks the Spirit Squad should come back as DEVOtees.(:47)
Xtreme Xpose can't dance to save their lives. (:49) On Raw, Vince McMahon conversed with a recording of Donald Trump. WSX rules because it's like a drug trip where everyone gets electrocuted.
Seventeen Non-Fish-Smelly Syllables:
Dubya S X.
I'd rather piss on their fence
than watch other Vince.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Wrestling Society to my X, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 9. Things you’d get at the frozen food aisle at the food mart, Froot Loops (2), big balls, things I need to add in post production, Father Time, wetting the bed, Kate Winslet posing nude, disasters, things you’d have to pay me money to watch, psycho wards
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 4. DEVO, Just Say No, Nancy Reagan, Gary Coleman
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- RD Time Outs: 1
- Krankor Laughs: 1
- Weird Al Laughs: 1
- WrestleCrap Gongs: 13
- Trish Stratus References: 1
- Ashley Massaro References: 3
- Tammy Sytch References: 2
- Mailbag
- Yanato: Hi RD and Mr. Brakestown, early today I was listening to my old LPs of a 1980s New Wave band called DEVO. You may remember them as the guys with the flowerpot hats that did the song Whip It. ANYWAY I was thinking: if the Spirit Squad had got a DEVO tribute band gimmick, and called them the DEVOtees instead of the Spirit Squad, do you think they'd still be around? Yes.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Dubya S X.
I'd rather piss on their fence
than watch other Vince.