Speaking Of...
((( recorded in high phone-buzzing fidelity ))) (31 minutes)
RD Junior was born and Blade has bought Kane's fictional biography, Journey Into Darkness. It's 315 pages and Kane becomes a wrestler 250 pages into it. Blade reads about Katie Vick. [Why on earth haven't they inducted that yet? - Future PB] [Welp, only took someone else 15 years. - Future Future PB]
The Apter mag is remembered, including all its numerously strange stories.
Raw is coming back to the USA Network with a never-ending four-hour show. RD dreamed he was an extra on Happy Days. Chris Masters has less talent than Lex Luger.
The Question of the Week from Buh Gawd King involves WWE theme songs. Blade and RD reminisce about when WWF superstars could instantly be recognized as soon as the music hits. Nowadays the WWE theme songs sound similar.
Trish is back but she has been placed next to Ashley Massaro.
Blade Braxton's Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Trish Stratus is back.
Trish I beg you, please, please, please,
ditch the damn (Ashley).
((( recorded in high phone-buzzing fidelity ))) (31 minutes)
RD Junior was born and Blade has bought Kane's fictional biography, Journey Into Darkness. It's 315 pages and Kane becomes a wrestler 250 pages into it. Blade reads about Katie Vick. [Why on earth haven't they inducted that yet? - Future PB] [Welp, only took someone else 15 years. - Future Future PB]The Apter mag is remembered, including all its numerously strange stories.
Raw is coming back to the USA Network with a never-ending four-hour show. RD dreamed he was an extra on Happy Days. Chris Masters has less talent than Lex Luger. The Question of the Week from Buh Gawd King involves WWE theme songs. Blade and RD reminisce about when WWF superstars could instantly be recognized as soon as the music hits. Nowadays the WWE theme songs sound similar.
Trish is back but she has been placed next to Ashley Massaro.
Blade Braxton's Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Trish Stratus is back.
Trish I beg you, please, please, please,
ditch the damn (Ashley).
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- Your friend and mine, Blade Braxton
- URLs not taken: 1. ApterCrap.com (unofficial)
- SPEAKING OFs: 6. Sad days, music (3), Matt Hardy
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 3. Glen Campbell, Happy Days, Tim Conway
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- Ashley Massaro references: 8
- Trish Stratus references: 6
- RD Time Outs: 2
- Question of the Week from: Buh Gawd King
- Why does Matt Hardy's music sound like "I can slam a tomato, I can make BLTs?" Someone in the WWE music department has a pork fetish.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Trish Stratus is back.
Trish I beg you, please, please, please,
ditch the damn tranny.
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