013 Yulelog for He-Man: December 2, 2005

Yulelog for He-Man
(32 minutes)

Blade needs to take off his coat.

Blade has visited HelpRickyMorton.org and can't control his laughter.

SEND HAIR CLIPPERS TOO, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN HE MIGHT NEED THOSE IN PRISON.

RD's Trip on Black Friday: some guy stood in line just to get a free calculator. RD bought a DVD copy of Cat in the Hat. Speaking of horrible movies...

Obscure Wrestling News: Stacey Keibler has a job after being in Hollywood for a year. Tajiri's wife must live in a desert, because she does not seem to get out of the house without a car to do things. Rick Steiner is on a board of education. Question of the Week from B-Train: Kane must tombstone Pete Rose because WWE wrestlers can't break kayfabe. RD plans to send him a prize before the next vernal equinox.

The 2005 Gooker nominees are revealed. They are: Muhammed Hassan: Evil American Terrorist, Viscera & Lillian Garcia's Love Story, the Sad Saga of Jim Ross, Kurt Angle's approval of bestiality, Heidenreich in LOD, the Boogeyman, Kane 2005, Jillian Hall's mole (speaking of deformities), the Diva Search 2 (a repeat nominee!), and the Ultimate Warrior saying that 'queering don't make the world work' among other bizarre stuff.

Speaking of Car Wrecks (brought to you by Joseph Haiku Sr.):
For shame, Nature Boy.
To be the man, do you have
to throttle the man?
 
 
 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

  • The Higgins to my Magnum P.I., Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 11. Being a dumbass, horrible movies, staying in character, bearded ladies, that, deformities 3 (3), car wrecks (2), wrecks
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 4. Skeletor, He-Man, She-Ra, Dolph Lundgren, Man-At-Arms
  • I didn’t even know he was sick:  0.
 
  • RD Time Outs: 2
 
  • Debut: Black Friday

  • Question of the Week from: B-Train
    • Since the WWE has told all the wrestlers to stay in character, does that mean if Kane ever ran into Pete Rose again he has to tombstone him? That should be every year.
 
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    For shame, Nature Boy.
    To be the man, do you have
    to throttle the man?

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