054 Cricketmania: March 2, 2007

"Crickets"

Cricketmania
(71 minutes)

Blade has figuratively taped up his ribs this week.

Someone has finally registered a site with globalinternet.net. (:04)

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:06): all-natural 7 Up. The radio progrem is invaded by crickets. [The WCR Crickets make their first appearance here, 18 months after the show desperately needed them.]

Li'l Bastard was renamed Hornswoggle.

Co-Host Contest segment happens. (:18) Paul Servo has a foot fetish. Week 4 Current Tally: 2 of 7.

Mail Bag (:27): Walter Gonzales does not know the correct spelling for the word 'progrem'. He has however had 'hundreds of hours of entertainment' from listening to the show, which means he must have repeatedly listened to each episode over and over again. Blade can't see his unit. The WWE Museum still hasn't been made yet. Captain Crow (2) works in a Subway and wants to feed RD a sandwich. More Jared bashing. (:35) Blade's "Speaking Of..." sign was cropped out of WWE's New Year's Revolution DVD, but "Mickey Lift The Tail..." was unharmed. (:39) The Question of the Week returns. Showstealer1829 [Our very own Clarence Mason] wants the Great Collie to be introduced as Champion of the Westminster Dog Show. (:41) Blade wants to see him pee on someone.

Obscure Wrestling News (:44): Bob Backlund walks everywhere and drinks orange juice with garlic in it. Blade once bit into a clove of raw garlic. (:49) WWE fired Test. TNA would call him Pop Quiz. Donald Trump called Khali, Hindu. (:54) Shelton Benjamin has faltered since losing Momma. (:56) RD's a fan of Deuce and Domino as the Greasers. Molina looks like an ape now. [World Championship Reign of the Planet of the Apes?] (:59)

Blade: "You’re probably getting probably getting anally fucked."

RD's new favorite wrestler is WSX's Matt Classic because he was supposedly in a coma for forty years and yet hasn't aged a day. I don't think that the respirator was invented back then. (:62)

Blade: "I'm not fucking Bill Apter!"

Seventeen Syllables of Lustful Haiku Love:
WSX.
Goodness greatness, great balls of
CGI fire.

 

 

 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

• The Joe Walsh to my Glen Frey, Mr. Blade Braxton
• WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
• URLs not taken: 0.
• SPEAKING OFs: 8. Men who appreciate rim job humor, things on this show, dick jokes, progrems, Subway, speaking of hundreds of hours of masturbatory joy (2), names that you don’t remember
• Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
• Outdated references: 0.
• I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.

 

• F-Bombs: 6. Blade
  

• Krankor Laughs: 2
• RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 1
  
• WrestleCrap Gongs: 4
• Cricket Chirps: 9
  

• Mailbag
• Walter Gonzales: I have been listening to your radio progrem for a while now and have enjoyed it immensely. Your radio show has given me literally hundreds of hours of entertainment. Let's say you sneak into a WWE writer's meeting. What do you do before security hauls you off? Ask Vince to be on this here radio progrem.
  
• Captain Crow (2): Hey RD and Blade, still the best hosts on wrestling radio period. I work for Subway, and about your rant I thought it was funny. However before you give up hope completely on Subway you must try one of my "subs". It is picture perfect with plenty of meat. I am the best damn sandwich artist period. And by the way Jared is a drunk anorexic in denial. That's why Subway hires him for their commercials. My question: will you or Blade or both of you be at Raw when it comes to Indianapolis in March? No.
  

• Question of the Week from: Showstealer1829 (Clarence Mason)
  
• Are you guys disappointed as I am that the Great Khali did not show up to take his rightful place as the champion of the Westminster Dog Show? Blade: "Who do you want to see the Great Khali urinate on?"
  

• Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
  WSX.
  Goodness greatness, great balls of
  CGI fire.