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(79 minutes)
A second sponsor is teased. (:08)
Blade's RD was on speed. RD had to wash his mouth after being Blade.
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:10): the world's worst cashier aims for two items per bag. Rachel Ray looks to be sprayed with Smile-X. (She's definitely the poor man's Harley Quinn.)
Co-Hosss Contest Week 7 (:20): Joseph Hassan cheats by talking too softly and once being called by Todd Pettingill. Speaking of gone to hell...Tally: 5 of 11.
Mail Bag (:31): Buckbee Suarez is confused by human anatomy. So is Blade. RD declines to read any more emails so he looks at a tortilla painting instead. (:36)
Vince McMahon tried to hide his bald head on Raw, leading to the question by Gallon697 on the forums of what hat he should wear. (:38) It is answered by a random segue into the old days where Miss Elizabeth had a poontang ATM. (:46) Carriage cam. RD likes The Simpsons. Goonies references. RD threatens Blade with the Outro Soundbite. Only now am I questioning my sanity.
RD discusses the Best of RD DVD and someone's failed attempt to review it, particularly the scene of someone being hit by a car going 5 miles per hour. (:54)
Obscure Wrestling News 60 minutes in: WWE gave the First Lady a world championship belt. Elijah Burke is wearing Ariel's clothes. (:63) Spoilers got out before WrestleMania about Hunter looking like a scarecrow and attempts to make the show actually good. Blade did not see any of that of course. Old timers dancing backstage. (:70)
Seventeen Blacklash Syllables:
WrestleMania.
It was All Grown Up. Backlash
tag line: All Thrown Up.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The bro to my jive soul, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 5. Other food items, things going to hell, beautiful women, things that should ship with beer, man-woman action
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 2. Big Wheel, Aqua Fresh
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- F-Bombs: 4. Blade
- Entertain the People: 1
- Weird Al Laughs: 1
- WrestleCrap Gongs: 2
- Cricket Chirps: 1
- RD False Finishes: 1
- Shelly Martinez References: 1
- Mickie James References: 1
- Mailbag
- Buckbee Suarez: I have a question. I was wondering why they called John Cena's move the Five Knuckle Shuffle when you only have four knuckles on each hand? RD: "How many knuckles do you have?" Blade: "Three."
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
WrestleMania.
It was All Grown Up. Backlash
tag line: All Thrown Up.
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