070 Late Night with RD Reynolds: July 20, 2007

Late Night with RD Reynolds
(52 minutes)

Late taping this week, so no Co-Hosss Contest (Week 17). Khali, world champion. Michelle McCool is lovin' life. (:06) Blade: "Um, I really prefer having a penis attached to me." Misses RD writes a Women of Wrestling induction and labels the rest of the staff hacks. The Crickets have names now. Apparently Misses RD killed one of them off.

ARGH ARGH.

Clocktrolla: 10145 days. (:14) Faxtrolla (:19): DDP and Jay-Z settled the diamond cutter hand gesture lawsuit. Sci-Fi wants to make a TV series based on They Live and want Roddy Piper involved. This will not work unless they make space to have him fight Keith David for five minutes on each episode. (:22) WSX went out of business because they had to keep rebuilding the arena. Big Daddy V debuted, with suspenders and giant breasts. (:33) Miz, the ladies man who manages to only attract mannequins. (:37) If someone replaced Anonymous Brooke with someone else would anyone notice? Blade: "Three words:  Damn fine cartwheel." John Morrison won the ECW championship. (:44)

Fifteen-Second Haiku:
No time for losers,
Khali is the champion
of the world. ARGH ARGH.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

• The Great to my Khali, Mr. Blade Braxton
• WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, Angry Marks
• URLs not taken: 0.
• SPEAKING OFs: 8. Mrs. Deal, fantastic websites, references, giblets, fantastic website, good times, salty, salty sweat in the eye
• Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
• Outdated references: 2. Robert Conrad, Bret Michaels
• I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.

 

• F-Bombs: 3. Blade, Blade, Blade
  

• Krankor Laughs: 2
• Weird Al Laughs: 1
• RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 2
  
• Cricket Chirps: 1
• WSXplosions: 2
  

• Mailbag: N/A
  

• Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
  No time for losers,
  Khali is the champion
  of the world. ARGH ARGH.