080 Play-D'oh: October 19, 2007

Randy Orton, Soul Man (On the MovieTrolla)
(75 minutes)

Another mention of Don with corn oil. (:09)

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:13): Halloween candy. Giving toys to trick or treaters is generally a bad idea.

Oi. Oi. Oi.
Obscure Wrestling News (:24): Elijah Burke no-showed a house show because he went to the wrong Springfield. Blade: "That’s the bottom line cuz low income housing sucks!...Oh it’s true, it’s damn tapeworms!"

Question of the Week from Jason (:29): Shawn Michaels looks old and should be called the Heartbreak Hobo. Blade: "Can't go wrong with incest."

The Trolla Corp has sent a replacement for the Clocktrolla, the Movietrolla, (:35) and it's for wrestling movie news. Khali will be in a children's movie. [I didn't realize Get Smart was a children's movie. - PB] [I can't imagine an adult enjoying it. --Iggy] The Big Nippled Vampire is not appearing in porn, sadly, but will be the subject of a "Betty-Page-style fetish thing". (:42) Blade thought Thor was a woman initially. There are talks of Nicholas Cage to star in a movie called The Wrestler. (:47)

The Diva Search has its 'contestants' saving drowning mannequins. (:52) Katie Vick died because Kane couldn't drive a stick shift. Blade almost hit storage sheds because he was stepping on the clutch instead of the brakes. Glammannequin. David Arquette might go to TNA with Johnny Fairplay. Sad News: Booker T left WWE. (:64) Looney Tunes Raw.

Seventeen Syllable on Something Which Is Like a Golden Shower:
Hornswoggle with bomb.
Coach should've learned from the past.
Remember Cheatum?



Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

  • The plunger to my TNT, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 3. Global Internet, AngryMarks.com, WrestleCrap DVD
  • URLs not taken: 0. 
  • SPEAKING OFs: 5. Google, spitting, yesterday’s technology at today’s or tomorrow’s prices, licenses not to print money, mannequins
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 3. C. Thomas Howell, Soul Man, Red Dawn
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.

  • F-Bombs: 2. Blade, Blade

  • Krankor Laughs: 2
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 2
  • Weird Al Laughs: 5
  • Cricket Chirps: 4
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 1
  • Funk Sock Muzak: 2
  • Mamma Mia! That's a Spicy Meatball!: 1
  • Crüe Cues: 1
  • WSXplosions: 1
  • Entertain The People: 1
  • You’re Hurtin' Me Randy!: 1
 
  • Shelly Martinez References: 5

  • Question of the Week from: Jason
    • Hey guys, thought you might be able to help me out here. With HBK recently returning and looking not unlike Skinner's long lost brother, it seems to me Randy Orton might need a character change himself to withstand the awesome power of the Alligator Man. My question is which former gimmick do you think Randy Orton should pull out of the mothballs? I'm thinking Aldo Montoya myself.  Wear the cast.

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Hornswoggle with bomb.
    Coach should've learned from the past.
    Remember Cheatum?

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