Sounds of the Show

Wrestlecrap Radio Theme Music


WCR Intro Theme
Extreme, Play With Me

WCR Outro Theme
Played at WCR's conclusion or when Blade says something offensive, whichever comes first.

Black Friday Music
Sleigh Ride

Christmas Haiku Music
Dr Demento, The Singing Dogs Jingle Bells

C.S. Irwin's Outro Theme
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Current Wrestling News Theme
The Coliseum Video Intro

Dr Feelgood Midi
From the video game Crüe Ball

Dream Analysis Music
The Floaters, Float On (Instrumental Version)

Fan Fiction Theater
Antonio Vivaldi, The Four Seasons - Concerto No. 1 in E major (Spring), Allegro
Johann Pachelbel, Canon in D

Fantasy Booking Island Theme
The Main Theme of Fantasy Island

Filson Wisk's Theme
Marvel's Daredevil Theme Song in Mario Paint

"Fun" With Tammy
Debbie Reynolds (no relation to RD), Tammy

Gay Popeye's Theme (The "Extended" Mix)
The Sailor's/College Hornpipe

Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley's Theme
Kiss, Rock and Roll All Night (MIDI)

Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley's Outro Theme
Kiss, Beth (MIDI) 

Halloween Episode Intro Theme
"Silver Shamrock" from Halloween III

Honky Tonk Mailman's Theme
From WWF WrestleMania on the Nintendo NES

The Midnight Rose's Music
Giorgio Moroder, Tony's Theme (AKA that theme from Scarface)

The Midnight Rose's Background Music
Eazy E, I'd Rather F*** You (Instrumental)

Nintendo John's Music
Theme from "Pro Wrestling" Nintendo game (1986)

Obscure Wrestling News
Your stereotypical news theme jingle

News From The MovieTrolla
Horray For Hollywood (Instrumental)

Peter Gazer's Theme
Isao Tomita, Arabesque No. 1

Porn Music
Nick Chapman, Take Me Now

Question Of The Week
From Ys III: Wanderers From Ys

RD's TRIP to Disneyworld
It's a Small World (after all)

Satan's Satanic Song
Mike Oldfield, Tubular Bells (AKA the main theme of The Exorcist)

Stewart Patrick's Theme
Star Trek TNG Intro on Synthesia

Tales Of Blade's Ex-Girlfriend
Bernard Herrmann, The Murder (AKA that music from the shower scene in Psycho)

Three Count with RD and Blade
Do The 3 Count (3 Count WCW Theme)

Turn The "Paige"
Bob Seger, Turn the Page (Instrumental)

WrestleCrap Mysteries with Robert Sack
Unsolved Mysteries - Opening Theme

Viewing Booth Bill Cosby's Theme
The Bill Cosby Show (1970) Theme

Viewing Booth Bill Cosby's Theme 2
The Cosby Show (1984) Theme 

War on Dan Spivey Theme
The Theme from M.A.S.H. on Synthesia

Wrestlecrap Fantasy Football Drag Queen Theme
Joan Jett and The Blackhearts, I Hate Myself For Loving You (Instrumental)



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Unless specified, the following musical melodies can be found at their respective places at extrememusic.com


Blade Hits the Bottle
Comedy Capers, Slap And Tickle
(Earlier experimented with Comedy Capers, Cock-A-Hoop)

The Co-Host Contest Theme
Comedy Capers, Banana Grin

Don...Don Mason Story Time
Comedy Capers, Proper Charlie
(Formerly the Current Wrestling News Theme for a few seconds)

Haiku music (played by The WrestleCrap Radio Quartet)
Tearjerkers, Cold Comfort

Karaoke Theme
Singing Easy, Scoobidoo Love

Mailbag Theme
High Society, Off Broadway

RD's TRIP to the Grocery
Ray Stevens, The Streak & Comedy Capers, Curly Wurly

Reuben's Trashbagging Story
Dinner For Two, A Whiff Of Perfume

Sad News Music
Tearjerkers, Cheerless Whisper

Stubby's Theme
Big Band, Bad-A-Bing Bad-A-Boom

WWE 24/7 Theme
That's Showbiz, On The Town


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Wrestlecrap Radio Sound FX


Alex Wright's 3rd WCW Theme (Warped Mind)
If you want to know what the chairmens are abowt, pick me and you'll have a hell of a wictory. I PWOMISE!!!

Babytrolla
When this sound plays, you know what that means....

Clocktrolla
Counted the amount of days Candice Michelle had to beat The Fabulous Moolah's title record.

Crickets
Signifies when a joke has not been funny. (Which is generally almost all the time.)

Deviltrolla Sound Effect
Satan's Horsetrolla: It lifts the tail, then craps on itself.

Gay!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Horsetrolla Sound Effect
It "lifts the tail" when it receives Mickie James news.

Horsetrolla Celebration Music
Clip of "Celebration" by 'Kool & the Gang' with added Horsetrolla sound effect.

Huey the Ghoul's laugh
ohhohohohohohohoho Haunts the show (at 0:36).

Huey the Ghoul is Possessed
ohhohohohohohohoho

"I Have Something to Say" (RD)
Quoted by Kurgan (not the wrestler) from "Highlander"

"I Have Something to Say" (Blade)
The beginning of "Last Caress" by The Misfits.

Johnny 6's Sound Effect
Beep Beep Beep Boop Boop Boop

Krankor's laugh
Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah.

Laughing Reindeer
From the Mexican Santa Claus movie.

Lord Alfred's catch-phrase
"Promotional Consideration Paid for by the Following..."

Lord Alfred's Laugh Track
Once was drafted to be the designated laughter (from episode #110).

Mama from Good Times cursing
Damn Daamn Daaamn! Whuooo-oh!

Mamma mia!
That's-a spicy meatball!

Pacman (Jones) Sound Effect
This sums up Pacman Jones' TNA run in 2 seconds.

Ric Flair's The Price Is Right Sad Horns
Wooooooooo!

RJ Fletcher's laugh
Yeess... uh-ah hah hah hah ah ah.
He appeared in the Weird Al movie, UHF.

Susan St. James
Uh-oh.

Shane-O-Trolla
Sounds like someone's on the loose!

Also Thin Lizzy, Fighting My Way Back.

Thunder
Somebody must have asked about ratings!

Tom Cruise Likes His Penis
"BIG FUCKIN' ERECT PENIS, MOM!"

Weird Al's laugh
Wah-haha whahaaha aaah.
Also from UHF.

Wrestlecrap HQ Phone Ring
The ring tone of RD Reynolds' phone at Wrestlecrap HQ.

The WrestleCrap Radio Gong
It signified that a contestant had lost the Co-Host Competition. Nowadays, it signifies when Blade has fucked up somehow.

The Zombie's in town
ARRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!


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Audio Clips


WrestleCrap Radio Audio (RSS)
Where you can hear Blade say he wants to grab a monkey, dress like Al Capone, and stand on a street corner.

Featured "WCR Video" Archive (RSS)
Where you can see a Wrestlecrap Radio YouTube clip posted weekly monthly whenever.

R.V.M Kai's WCR Audio Clips on Soundcloud.com (RSS)
More Random WCR sounds & Blade's ex girlfriend quotes .

R.V.M Kai's Multimedia Page (RSS)
More ramdom WCR related Multimedia.

The David Lee Roth Soundboard
Have fun giving TNA news to your friends as Diamond Dave with this soundboard.


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Wrestlecrap Radio Songs


"Goodbye Boogeyman"
To the tune of "Candle In The Wind" by Elton John

"Dr Feelgood (Ivan Edit)"
To the tune of "Dr Feelgood" by Motley Crue

"WrestleCrappy Good Times"
Theme to "Good Times" TV show

Blade Braxton - "Good Riddance (Time Of Your WrestleCrap Life)"
To the tune of "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" by Green Day

Blade Braxton - "He Ain't Jeffrey, He's My Brother Nero"
To the tune of "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" by The Hollies

Blade Braxton (feat. Stubby) sings "Show 200"
To the tune of "God of Thunder" by KISS

Blade Braxton sings "Idiots in Cars"
To the tune of "Girls In Cars" by Strike Force and Robbie Dupree

BOOBPop (Mickie James/Hanson - "MMMBop" parody song)
To the tune of "MMMBop" by Hanson

Brown Haired Trish
To the tune of "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison

Didn't Know He Was Sick
To the tune of "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel

Goodbye Maryse
To the tune of "Creep" by Radiohead

It's so hard to say Goodbye to Mickie James (Tribute to the Centaur)
To the tune of "It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday" by Boyz II Men

RD Reynolds sings "Half-Breed" by Cher
To the tune of "Half-Breed" by Cher

RD Reynolds sings "Candy"
To the tune of "Brandy" by Looking Glass

The Barbequer (Blade Braxton's Tribute to Angry Jim)
To the tune of "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers

W.C.R. for 12 Listeners sings "We Are Wrestlecrap Radio"
To the tune of "We Are The World" by U.S.A For Africa

Crapessee Demento
Parody of the theme to "Tennessee Tuxedo":