115 minutes
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| I thought it was sick?! |
This episode of WCR is
again taped before a live studio audience. And Don Mason, of all people. (:03) He sounds very excited to be there.
Global Internet is no longer sponsoring (though Angry Marks is still around), so the Co-Fruitcakes had to cater from other
donators sponsors instead in their Jeff Foxworthy voices. (:05) This includes
this very site you're reading. (:11 - 22) Gay Popeye is
summoned to try to fix things.
RD reads an old wrestling magazine. (:23)
RD decides to force-feed a few people. Don identifies foods like a wine-taster. (:28 - :51)
Blade reads an old wrestling magazine. (:52)
Jim Ross calls. (:57) Don immediately engages him, not thinking much of him. Jim wants to open a fireworks business for July 5th. Blade is understandably out of practice with his voice.
Obscure Diva News (:65): Angelina Love won some random contest somewhere. Blade remembers how tiny she was.
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| Also guest starring: Don...Don Mason as Himself. |
Before things get too intense, RODDY PIPER makes a run-in. (:68) Thank the Emperor. Any more talk about random no-name TNAers and I would have ended the thing right here. He shoots the breeze for a bit.
Sadly all good things come to an end, as we go back to more boredom. (:74) Gorgeous George is shilling for a random newspaper.
RD can't take no more and goes to the Question of the Week. (:77) This week's Question has Blade asking Don about the Alien Ham 'situation' and his corn oil cup.
Blade eats another snack. (:84) He then has a woman join him (his first 'girlfriend' in a long while) (:87) to talk about asking a wrestler a random question. Mike Check calls in to answer him. (:91) Apparently to Mike, Kaitlyn's rear-end is like a "
draft horse". Fascinating. He once worked in Venice Beach at KFIT as Johnny Bye, and together with Billy Sips they hosted the Big Bye-Sips Morning Drive, leaving everyone to the memories of him strutting down the beach in a tight "T-Back" to
Sheena Easton [
Oh no, this is not a mental image I want to see -RVMKai]. Stubby calls in to answer
him. (:97) At least he tries to, if Blade can't control his laughter. He wants to get with Linda Blair to engage in some hot head swiveling action. Also TNA is cutting half its roster of 20 or so people, saving roughly $500 in annual costs.
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| Roddy's Twin? |
:103 The old Coliseum Video music stumps Don, even more so before it cuts off before RD can complete himself. Poor guy. WWE has opened a new development facility. The McMahons are once again in the ring, for some reason. (What, was Triple H too busy?)
Seventeen Syllables:
Days of the Dead show.
W-C-R back one more time.
I thought it was sick.
RD: "And I think we can confirm that without question."
$1.00: $28.50 plus that $19.99
The Price Is Right
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 7. Days of the Dead Convention, corn oil, AngryMarks.com, WrestleCrapRadio.com, CLW83.com, 2CountTees.com, JohnsonTranscript.com
- URLs not taken: 1. www.gossy.com
- SPEAKING OFs: 3 Former WCW people like Piper, fish, huge erections
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Phone Calls & Run Ins: 12. Don Mason, Popeye, Nameless Taste Tester, Melanie, Michael
Chavez, “Captain” Kyle Crow, Zane, Jim, “Rowdy” Roddy
Piper, Female Cohost, Mike Check, Stubby
- F-Bombs: 10. Blade (2), Don Mason, Jim (2), Blade (3), Jim (4)? Don Mason (2), Blade (4)
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Blade Time Outs: 14 (2 Real Quick)
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RD Time Outs: 3
- Mama's Broken Damn Damn Damn Dishes: 3
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Krankor Laughs: 1
- Cricket Chirps: 2
- WrestleCrap Gongs: 2
- You're Hurtin' Me, Randy!: 1
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Over the Top Dad!: 2 (1 Blade, 1 RD as Jeff Foxworthy)
- RD False Finishes: 2
- Question of the Week from: Blade Braxton
- Alien Ham Story. Alien Ham Story.
- Mike Check Radio Row:
- Station/Market: K-FIT (Venice Beach, California)
- Radio Call Sign: Johnny Bi
- Partner: Billy Ceps
- Show: Big Biceps Morning Drive
- Song: "Strut" by Sheena Easton
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Call it! Time of death...
Days of the Dead show.
W-C-R back one more time.
I thought it was sick.
