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| Tammy's Not In Love? |
((( recorded in left audio channel only fidelity )))
Blade ambushes RD with Tammy news. Hey, at least they're talking about wrestling! (From sources telling Blade following her on her Facebook page.) Sometime after Christmas she said she was looking for a wedding ring. RD is at least happy they talk about her earlier in the show anyway. She has had a month to make things happen after all.
[It should be noted by the way that this and Tammy's other posts are all set to FB friend visibility only. This means that ideally these updates are only meant for a limited audience and not intended for the whole world to see/hear and laugh at. Especially if they are shared by a (sometimes inebriated) bachelor in his mid 40s who keeps confusing himself with his masked and suited alter ego. So essentially Blade is giving away private stuff here no matter how private it may be. This, I admit, is poor form. Watching a train wreck may be fun as long as you're not inside it, but when it's in a closed area instead of an outdoor showing, it gets replaced with guilt. We all remember what happened to Joanie Laurer after all, and I fear the same ending too if this keeps up.
On the other hand there is literally no possibility she is a Listener or a Reader, so I suppose we have to keep calm and carry on (while watching somebody else do otherwise.)]
Another Patreon puller! The Hosses are reviving the old RD & Blade Show for supporters, with the (now solidified as) 42nd released earlier. And yes, as you can see below this I will be summarizing those also. Yay me. You'll have to support them to get the episode link though to listen to the episodes themselves though. I'm not interfering in business and freeloading you know! At least today's episode (of that, not WWCR) is less than half an hour, for old times' sake.
Blade makes a Big Announcement for some reason. (:07)
RD remembers Jimmy Jack Funk being at every house show he attended. (:10) Blade went to a four hour show that angered his parents.
Like me RD prefers to drink his drink cold. (:16) At Christmas he got some "artisan" Alaskan water from his brother. He drinks that while he plays Tammy's music again on Blade's behalf. According to Blade's Facebook following she was cooking pork (to RD's surprise and active imagination) and got surprised by a video of someone...eating.
Rebel looks different with a new gimmick as a "Panda Doll". (:22) RD prefers her to Baby Doll, as lovely and charming as she is otherwise. Blade likes BD though and remembers the time he hunted down one of her centerfolds. RD gets confused by Blade's "Eucalyptus Cry".
In May in Indiana Billy Gunn will appear in a "Bash For Babies". You know what that means, yes? It means he likes to f...ight. (:28)
Speaking of fighting Tammy found herself single a week after her engagement. This is a not a repeat from the last time this has happened. (:34) Blade does some random impression. Unsurprisingly she's reconsidered her public "retirement".
Speaking of people who should retire, Mike Check sadly does not repeat the time he spent in Brazil playing heavy metal to heavy metal miners. (:36) Blade is surprised he's been around for so long. He was once in Moscow...Idaho, also in the '80s, in KRMN "The Kremlin" as Ivan Gorbachev. RD manages to escape by the playing of Debbie Reynolds. (:40) Blade reads some "Breaking Tammy News" in which she was hospitalized (to remove her gallbladder). This is not a repeat from the last time this has happened. Blade: "You can tell I've been drinking." She wants to file for "malpractice" (though sadly not for the malpractice of her career), so of course she asks on Facebook and gets surprised when people tell her the obvious. Blade will have some of what she's having.
Speaking of Facebook, Rob Lambka asks about wrestlers having a love connection or something. (:44) Blade wanted 2006 Mickie James and Robecca Di Pietro (whatever happened to her anyway?) Speaking of people who wish they were back in 2006 (and in love), Tammy again got surprised when people tell her the obvious. Blade does an impression. So does RD.
Blade fondly remembers identifying with Adrian Adonis and watching him wrestle Tito Santana to not win the Intercontinental Title. (:52) RD tries to relay his favorite match of Jerry Lawler vs. Bret Hart at Summerslam 93 which un/fortunately did not have a Sunny run-in. Blade "says" he is too "broken" (as he characteristically and show-stopping laughs like a slow moving river) to read another post, so RD gets him to read it via Sir Alec. (:59) That's what I'm talking about. RD is surprised she 'interacts' on her pages at least. Or perhaps that's because she has nothing better to do? (I was going to say 'appear on Impact' but Joanie did that already. We all know how that turned out.)
Speaking of having nothing better to do, Tammy suddenly wants another boyfriend to break off an engagement to. (:66) She asks her Facebook followers that she likes so much for a one night stand in Lancaster, PA, romance capital of America (and actual capital for a day), with the power of (Diamond Dan's) HOTTness.
Blade: "She's on the prowl now!"
RD: "Somebody call the animal patrol!"
Tammy's in love:
Hey wealthy women.
Looking for a trophy wife?
Willing to switch teams.
$0.50 : $31.50 plus that $19.99 The Price Is Right
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Patreon, WrestleCrapRadio.com
- URLs not taken: 1. EucalyptusCry.com
- SPEAKING OFs: 3. Unstoppable, dragging down, going down.
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- F-Bombs: 5. Blade, Blade (2), Blade (3), Blade (4), Blade (5)
- Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Sir Alec Heineken
- Blade Time Outs: 3 (1 Real Quick)
- RD Time Outs: 4 (1 Just a Second, 1 Wait a Second, 2 Real Quick)
- Blade Burps: 2
- Mama’s Broken Damn Damn Damn Dishes: 1
- RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 1
- Cricket Chirps: 2
- Fun with Tammy: 9 (interrupting nearly every segment, a new WCR record!)
- Mike Check Radio Row:
- Station/Market: KRMN The Kremlin (Moscow, Idaho)
- Radio Call Sign: Ivan Gorbachev
- Show: N/A
- Song: “Tammy” by Debbie Reynolds
- Question of the Week from: Rob Lambka
- f you could play Cupid, what wrestlers would you want to get together? Tam interruptus.
- WrestleCrap 3 Count (incomplete): The 3 greatest non-Royal Rumble or non-WrestleMania matches ever?
- RD: SummerSlam 1993 Hart vs Lawler
- Blade: Adrian Adonis vs Tito Santana on Tuesday Night Titans
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Rhonda vs Lynch is interrupted by Tam. So what does the professional do? He improvises. Hey wealthy women.
Looking for a trophy wife?
Willing to switch teams.
Bonus: you can now "listen" to the radio progrem as a YouTube video, if for some reason you prefer it that way. Warning: Satisfaction and sanity are not guaranteed.
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"If it were in my power, and if I had the responsibility, I would try the sunny way."
- Wilfrid Laurier, 7th Prime Minister of Canada, proto-Spock cosplayer
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