Showing posts with label Koko B. Ware. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Koko B. Ware. Show all posts

(141) High Energy: April 1, 2009

78 minutes
by The Falcon

They said this day would never come, but it finally did: the greatness that is Koko B. Ware has finally entered the Hall of Fame. This greatly excites our Birdmen, as well it should. And if you don't share their optimism with this, then why are you even here???

Sadly the Duo are not able to make it to Houston to attend the ceremony, so they've sent Mike Check in their place to the Toyota Center to report on things. No one's arrived yet, so he entertains us with the time he was once overseas in Yokohama, and was Johnny Hero on The Hero Shima Show.

RD remembers when he once met Koko at...Kokomo. That sure was something. (:15)

RD took a FLIGHT to Big Lots to find a Frankie bird for his niece, but sadly he could only find a figure of Tippi Hedren in The Birds. That was a fun family movie, wasn't it?

John Thomas tries to call in but oddly this time RD doesn't have time for him. (:23) Usually he calls in for at least a half hour or so. I guess it's not the case this time on this special day.

The BirdTrolla has some Obscure Koko News for us no matter the day or occasion. (:24) The Great Koko was on a podcast recently saying that he feels like he's in the Hall already. Blade thinks he should be in every Hall Of Fame, even ones he's not eligible for. Personally I want to see him inducted in Cooperstown.

WWE is trying to buy Mid-South (Koko's old proving grounds) from Ene "Ma" Watts. In response to this Jim Ross gives a call. (:28) He's more angered than usual now that Taz is gone and he's not personally carrying out the induction himself. Poor guy, I admit I feel for the fella. He has however, found tape of a Koko Mid South promo for us all to watch. He then promptly has a nervous breakdown while rambling about his self-carpentry skills.

You know what's good to clear that off our minds? Some Koko Fan Fiction Theatre, that's what. (:36) In honor of this week's special occasion Sir Alec has a heartwarming tale about Frankie looking for love.

The Birdmen check back in on Mike Check, who still hasn't had luck in finding anyone. (:44) He dedicates a song to Frankie right here on KOKO.

Co-Hosss Contest Year 4: Ed Salo gets a trick question. (:47) On the other hand Anthony from Kentucky can't answer a simple question. (:52) They're really scraping the bottom of the birdcage for entrants now! Tally: 0 for infinity.

There's still been no new developments where Mike Check's at. (:56) He does however play Blade's requested Misfits song.

Question of the Week from Rita M Booda (:61): The Great Koko should be World Champion forever. I agree.

RD does not have time for B.M. Punk calling in either. (:63) To make a bad pun here, he succeeds in flushing him out rather quickly.

Mike Check plays Snowbird for our enjoyment. (:64)

Current Koko News certainly manages to invigorate even the laziest Listener. (:67) The Honky Tonk Man wants to beat up Ric Flair at Koko's ceremony. I would donate any amount of bird seed to see that happen. There's confusion over whether (stuffed) Frankie will or will not make an appearance at the place.

Mike Check finally gets to party with Morris Day & The Time. (:72) I hope he doesn't get a heart attack from all the excitement. Otherwise where will we get our up to date bird news?

Seventeen Syllables to Koko:
Hall of Fame Koko.
Please don't rent a tux. Wear the
High Energy pants.

[For those pressed for time, you can find a summary here.]

(141) Koko Radio: April 1, 2009

78 minutes

Mike Check as a Radio Correspondent! John Thomas and BM Punk call in! JR is still angry! BirdTrolla! Koko FanFiction Theater with a horny Frankie! Another Round in Year 4 of the Co-Hosss Contest! (0 for 2) Morris Day and the Time live! All this and the Piledriver song, right here on the most exciting episode of Koko Radio ever!!!

Seventeen Syllables to Koko:
Hall of Fame Koko.
Please don't rent a tux. Wear the
High Energy pants.

[For those wondering fellow Koko Radio fans, you can find a longer explanation of events here.]

139 Rise of the Midnight Rose: March 20, 2009

77 minutes

Blade took a recent stint in indie wrestling as the Midnight Rose, and he's even got (another) irrelevant MySpace page to prove it. (At least until he forgets its password or updating it.) Blade attributes this success to carrying his mask everywhere with him.

The Three Faces of Blade (not starring Joanne Woodward) apparently consist of Blade, this new Pink Assassin Midnight Rose, and Slice of the mysteriously hidden Last Name. He's also going to RAW with front row and center tickets. (:07) RD thinks Blade having sex with Mickie James on TV will raise ratings. I know one thing it would certainly raise...(:09)

It seems this Pink Rose has also driven Dependo's profile from YouTube, giving him the opportunity to lie in wait creating his next attack against our Co-Fruitcakes. (:10) Believe me, he will. Although the way things are going with RD's Popeye impression as a gay sailor, I think he doesn't need to lift a finger to sabotage the show. He can just let them do all the work for him.

Also for some reason the web page has a third sponsor, topcasinodirectory.com. But they say nothing about it here. I'm assuming Dependo hacked into their page.

RD didn't go to the Grocery at all during last week's haitus, instead taking another TRIP to Disney World (:17). He saw Rafiki there again. Chief Strongbone gives a 'How'. (:22) RD met the world's most effeminate Peter Pan. Are you sure about that?

Time for FanFiction Theatre! (:26) This week finds Stephanie McMahon with Trish Stratus re-enacting the end of The Crying Game. [That's too recent a movie for Vince to have heard about.]

Obscure Wrestling News. (:34) Lacey Von Erich is in some film or other. Bobo Brazil Jr is in some indie show and Triple H is 'expected' to be there.

This week's Question (:40) sees a German Crapper by the name of Wolfgang Uberhard sending 80's German porn music.

Mike Check tunes in. (:45) He didn't watch TNA due to recording trouble with a James Bond movie. Instead he talks about his time at KPPV "Mix 106" in Prescott Arizona. Did you know he was in a show named the Car Tunes Afternoon Drive, and he was once Mad Dog McGoo in The Deputy Dog Show?

He does get off (literally) to SoCal Valerie (by Steve Winwood). Speaking of which we badly segue into the two commenting on a Don Mason tribute video, Call on Don , which combines his masked dancing with some recent music video thing. (:57) The Co-Fruitcakes talk about the arousing images of Don with the intercut music, and if dancing Don is your thing, who am I to complain? (Weirdly enough Steve Winwood DID work with a Mason. Not Don though.)

Blade has some Did Ya? (Fun Facts) segment to mock the WWE's own, with expected terrible results (:63). Blade found a random hat. Koko B. Ware is in the Hall of Fame, but there's no word yet on if Frankie will join him. (:65) Duran Duran's Planet Earth is watched. (:67) Did they collaborate with Steve Winwood though? The Diva Battle Royale is discussed just slightly. (:71)

(Concocted) Seventeen Syllables:
A Diva Royale.
You know it won't be complete;
We need Hervina.

043 Legends After-Party: October 13, 2006

Legends After-Party
(31 minutes)

POST-DIVORCE HHH IN TEN YEARS
Trash Losagain takes third mic, and second phone, for the first time.

The three went to the first WCWA legends show. A drunk Ed Leslie wanted to kick RD's ass. Koko B. Ware's High-Energy pants are no longer baggy. RD still has a crush on Tammy Sytch, who looked alright at the show. Molly Holly was extremely friendly. Jimmy Hart wanted to talk to RD. By request, Shark Boy did the Garvin Stomp and Top Rope Troy Miller did the Earthquake Splash. Johnny Fairplay read the first WrestleCrap book.

RD Reynolds' First-Ever Wrestling Haiku:
Hammer Valentine
Greg has new employment: Ci-
gar store Indian.

Greg Valentine on Transsexuals: "You can't stick it in as far."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

  • The Ax to my Smash, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, WCWA Legends Show
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 2. People putting on weight, someone who has their head shaved
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 6. The Gong Show, Make Me Laugh, The Gong Show (2), Rex Reed, Artie Johnson, Bob Braun
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
 

  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Trash Losagain
 
  • Krankor Laughs: 1
  • Weird Al Laughs: 1
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man:  1

 

  • Tammy Sytch References:  3

  • Blade Braxton’s RD Reynolds' Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Hammer Valentine
    Greg has new employment: Ci-
    gar store Indian.

029 "New and Improved": June 2, 2006

"New and Improved"
(43 minutes)

This show has a sponsor, globalinternet.net. (:02) After twenty-eight episodes, the audio has been set up properly.

RD's picture in Fighting Spirit magazine is Koko B. Ware's for some reason. He likes it. (:05)

Blade informs RD about Myspace. It's very coincidental that they get onto it just as it begins to die. (:10)

Still contains chicken parts.
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:13): it's impossible to improve Chicken in a Biskit. They took out the dairy.

Obscure Wrestling News: Mean Gene Okerlund was sued by Mene Gene Burgers' parent company. (:17) Eric Watts' booking for Great Championship Wrestling is making crowds flee. (:21) The Stu Hart mansion should be leveled. (:23)

Question of the Week from The Buzzkill 411: Khali's teeth are as big as your thumbs. (:28) Erik Majorwitz still hasn't received his prize yet, so Blade plans to frame a haiku for him.

Sci-Fi will push sci-fi angles on ECW. (:30) SmackDown gets a host, The Miz, while Ray Mysterio is constantly getting buried. (:35) SD and Raw suck.

Blade Braxton's Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
There's another Kane.
He looks like a tard in drag
him off my tee vee.
 
 
 
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

  • The Hamburgular to my Grimace, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 8. Shilling (2), cereal, Mean Gene on a birth control device, things being gone, crazy science fiction, Erik Watts, hideous
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 7. Ratt, Lee Majors, Fall Guy toys, Heather Thomas, Six Million Dollar Man, Paul Stanley (2)
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.

  • Question of the Week from: The Buzzkill 411
    • For Blade: Since no can understand the Great Khali, do you think he likes crunchy or smooth peanut butter? Smooth. RD: Crunchy. 
 
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    There's another Kane.
    He looks like a tard in drag
    him off my tee vee.
 

016 WrestleClock Radio: January 13, 2006

WrestleClock Radio
(27 minutes)

Blade bought '80s movies at a closeout sale. RD does not like clerks who question his purchases.

Obscure Wrestling News: Christy Hemme will quarterback one of the Lingerie Bowl teams. Last week, in Memphis, Boogeyman fought Koko B Ware. Blade curses then says "excuse my language" and wasn't being sarcastic. One of the 'castoffs' of last year's Diva Search named Alexis will be in a reality competition show to gain the affections of Flava Flav. I am not sure if this also involves quarterbacking a Lingerie Bowl team.

RD and Blade forgot to do the Question of the Week last week. This week from Batman Plus Robin Equals The Conway: the bathroom should be called the elimination chamber.

RD saw a thirteen-star Bret Hart vs Steamboat match. The 2005 Gooker of Jim Ross' escapades has been posted. This year's Gooker already has nominees, including the Tim White suicide angle. You can hear Shelton Benjamin's momma yelling during his matches because the 20,000 fans are bored silent. Lita was topless on Raw during Edge's Live Sex celebration. Blade was disappointed about something else though.


Seventeen Syllables:
Congrats Edge, new champ.
May your reign be more solid
than your limp Live Sex.
 
 
 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

  • The ReRun to my Rodge, Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 1. Impressive
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 1. Frank Gorshin
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
 
  • Christy Hemme References: 2

  • Question of the Week from: Batman Plus Robin Equals The Conway
    • In Bizarro World, what website do Bizarro Blade and Artificial Deal Reynolds run? And does it make me too much of a fan if I refer to my bathroom as the elimination chamber? No sold.
 
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Edge needs a blue pill?
    Congrats Edge, new champ.
    May your reign be more solid
    than your limp Live Sex.
 

007 Flipping a stuffed bird: October 7, 2005

Flipping a stuffed bird
((( recorded in low phone-buzzing fidelity ))) (29 minutes)

RD dreamed he was on Hogan Knows Best and Brooke had some magic wand (a dildo?). He also read a masochistic book from some guy with a menial grocery-based job. More Boo Berry talk.

TNA's name sucks. Blade wants to call them TeNAy instead.

Raw's highlight hour of their homecoming special reminded RD that the show used to be good. Linda McMahon is a terrible in-ring actress. Kevin Von Erich was at Raw.

RD says the Dusty Rhodes book has been accepted by last weeks' question of the week "winner." This week's from Kamala Balboa is about Koko's stuffed bird on Raw and whether it would be auctioned off. Koko also demands extra for the bird for wrestling appearances.

Blade Braxton's Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Koko with stuffed bird.
Judging by Hunter's physique,
Trips ate the real bird.
 
 
 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

  • The Bodacious Bart to my Bombastic Bart, Mr. Blade Braxton 
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Fandango, Pro Wrestling Premier
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 1. Something that is cool
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 2. Happy Days, ABC After-school Special
  • I didn’t even know he was sick:  0.

  • Ashley Massaro references:  1
  • Tammy Sytch references: 1

  • Question of the Week from: Kamala Balboa
    • What do you think the chances of Koko's fake parrot from Raw being auctioned off on wwe.com are? I could totally see them doing it and I could totally see me buying it.
 
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Koko with stuffed bird.
    Judging by Hunter's physique,
    Trips ate the real bird.

005 Raw Homecoming: September 23, 2005

Raw Homecoming
(26 minutes)

Tammy Sytch had a walk-on role in RD's dream, saying, "you know, some days are Smokey and the Bandit, and some days are Stroker Ace." Blade dreams that Demolition came back to Raw.

Burt Reynolds makes it all better. At least, back in the 70's.

RD cannot give away the Dusty Rhodes book. Question of the Week from Lildude8218: shouldn't Carlito hide foreign objects in his hair like Captain Caveman?

Ken Kennedy's gimmick is to talk loudly. Blade wants to call Ashley Massaro "Gung Ho", after the G.I. Joe character. A new Monday Night War is starting as Spike will put UFC shows on at the same time as Raw on USA. RD likes his violence scripted. Raw's homecoming will have a slew of WWF legends who have never been on Raw. WWF's DVD hatchet job on Ultimate Warrior is being released.

Seventeen Syllables of Your Time:
Oh Mr Helwig.
Forget queering. Pray that your
new disc doesn't work.
 
 
 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

  • Partner in Crime, Blade Braxton
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 4. People complaining (3), G.I. Joe
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 4. Happy Days, Good Times, J.J. Walker, Maude
  • I didn’t even know he was sick:  1.

  • Ashley Massaro references:  14
  • Tammy Sytch references: 2

  • Question of the Week from: Lildude8218
    • Do you think Carlito keeps things hidden in his hair like Captain Caveman? Discuss what might be in there. No sold, but it would be a great gimmick.
 
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Oh Mr Helwig.
    Forget queering. Pray that your
    new disc doesn't work.