by iggy
September 21, 2007
RD went to Disney World and Epcot
Blade talks wrestling with a Wal-Mart clerk again.
Feelgood
"Sad News" Morton is back in jail.
Feelgood
#horn #swoggle
076 Musical Sad Balls: September 21, 2007
Musical Sad Balls
(89 minutes)
RD and Blade wonder what to do with Vince's new son Hornswaggle.
Young Blade once put shoe polish in his hair to try and look like Daryl Hall. He repeats this from last time since no one listened to it the first time.
New temporary sponsor: WCWArulz.com. Come see them at the Dream Reunion Show at Kokomo!
RD's Trip to Disney World II (:15): RD ate at all the world restaurants in Epcot. Blade's Trip to Wal-Mart: A check-out lady is a mark. Blade is highly aroused. (:30)
Obscure Wrestling Sad News (:35): Check-out lady sources have told Blade that Ashley Massaro is to appear on Survivor. Rickey Morton is in jail once again for failure to pay child support. A rap about Ric Flair by a former Detroit Lion includes the requisite Wooooing. (:42) Kamala topped his rocking chair song with a song about molestation. (:44) Myspace is THE place to receive random music invites for an 'all-ages show' by random bots.
Question of the Week (:55): Blade: "We really should do a show where we try to be professional." The Ravishing One gets Rick Rude's theme song. Quote the lyrics: "his body's chiseled, abs all in a row / you'd think he was sculpted by Mike Angelo."
(89 minutes)
RD and Blade wonder what to do with Vince's new son Hornswaggle.
Young Blade once put shoe polish in his hair to try and look like Daryl Hall. He repeats this from last time since no one listened to it the first time.
New temporary sponsor: WCWArulz.com. Come see them at the Dream Reunion Show at Kokomo!
RD's Trip to Disney World II (:15): RD ate at all the world restaurants in Epcot. Blade's Trip to Wal-Mart: A check-out lady is a mark. Blade is highly aroused. (:30)
Obscure Wrestling Sad News (:35): Check-out lady sources have told Blade that Ashley Massaro is to appear on Survivor. Rickey Morton is in jail once again for failure to pay child support. A rap about Ric Flair by a former Detroit Lion includes the requisite Wooooing. (:42) Kamala topped his rocking chair song with a song about molestation. (:44) Myspace is THE place to receive random music invites for an 'all-ages show' by random bots.
Question of the Week (:55): Blade: "We really should do a show where we try to be professional." The Ravishing One gets Rick Rude's theme song. Quote the lyrics: "his body's chiseled, abs all in a row / you'd think he was sculpted by Mike Angelo."
Clocktrolla: 10083 days. (:62) Candice beat the Glamazon.
Abe Lincoln is an avid time-traveller. (:67) Sad Balls. (:70) Raw made Blade hit the bottle because Phoebe Cates got cut. (:69) The Diva Search is so bad now that its contestants all look like girls that are already Divas and it's only available on the Internet. HHH came back and destroyed like Godzilla.
Seventeen Unstoppable, Deadly, and Lethal Syllables:
Unstoppable Trips.
Call him the UnderHunter,
King of Burials.
Abe Lincoln is an avid time-traveller. (:67) Sad Balls. (:70) Raw made Blade hit the bottle because Phoebe Cates got cut. (:69) The Diva Search is so bad now that its contestants all look like girls that are already Divas and it's only available on the Internet. HHH came back and destroyed like Godzilla.Seventeen Unstoppable, Deadly, and Lethal Syllables:
Unstoppable Trips.
Call him the UnderHunter,
King of Burials.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Horn to my Swoggle, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, WCWA
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 4. Midgets jumping on couches, Lions, careers unfolding and women we're proud of, weddings
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 3. Perfect Strangers, Leave It To Beaver, Phoebe Cates
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- F-Bombs: 1. Blade
- Krankor Laughs: 3
- RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 2
- Weird Al Laughs: 2
- Cricket Chirps: 5
- WrestleCrap Gongs: 2
- ClockTrolla Chimes: 1
- Crüe Cues: 2
- GGG Bombs: 1
- Trish Stratus References: 2
- Ashley Massaro References: 2
- Question of the Week from: The Ravishing One
- My name is The Ravishing One, you know, like Rick Rude except even more ravishing. My question is this: would the Executioner, played by Buddy Rose, or the Executioner, played by Teddy Gordy, have been more successful and perhaps gone on to big money programs, had his entrance song be Hangman by Beat Happening? Please listen to the attached file and let me know your thoughts on the matter. I look forward to hearing them, just don't try to pawn off the Dusty Rhodes book on me. I don't know if that song would have really helped anyone.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Unstoppable Trips.
Call him the UnderHunter,
King of Burials.
Minisode #075 Wellness
by iggy
September 5, 2007
RD & Blade watch ECW
Feelgood
#limited #what a show
September 5, 2007
RD & Blade watch ECW
Feelgood
#limited #what a show
075 EWC Radio: September 5, 2007
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| Anonymous Exposé |
(74 minutes)
ECW simulcast. Unlike the last and equally disastrous time RD and Blade tried a simulcast, they at least have the courtesy to warn before hand so you can skip listening this week. It's still terrible though.
Blade: "I stopped checking my mail a long time ago when those bill collectors started flooding it."
Blade: "I’ve got enough STDs as it is."
The Wellness Policy has removed several wrestlers from WWE rosters. Singing. Young Blade once put shoe polish in his hair to try and look like Daryl Hall. Jessica Alba drops ice into a man's groin. CM Punk should throw the belt in the trash after he wins it. Art Donovan sound clip. BM Punk calls at the telecast's end.
[Mrs. Deal! Get Forgotten Sin on the line right now, he needs to make an extended commentated video of this! - PB]
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Mrs. Deal Erik Majorwitz)
- The Wellness to my Policy, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 3. Global Internet, AngryMarks, WrestleCrap Book of Lists
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 4. An alarm, slimming down a fro, being in and out of a theater in 6 hours, MySpace.com, RD Jr
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 11. Just For Men, Hefty cinch sack, Donna Summer, Hall & Oates, Six Million Dollar Man, Lee Majors (3), The Fall Guy (3)
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 1. Jim Morrison
- Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. BM Punk
- F-Bombs: 3. Blade, Blade, Blade
- RD Time Outs: 2
- Krankor Laughs: 3
- RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 2
- Weird Al Laughs: 3
- Cricket Chirps: 2
- WrestleCrap Gongs: 1
- Crüe Cues: 1
- Zombie Growls: 3
- You’re Hurtin' Me Randy!: 1
- How Much Does This Guy Weigh?: 4
- Mickie James References: 4
- Question of the Week from: N/A
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: N/A
Minisode #074 RD's Hardcore Diet
by iggy
August 31, 2007
Feelgood
RD's hardcore diet
Pac-Man
#chafed #full of hatred
August 31, 2007
Feelgood
RD's hardcore diet
Pac-Man
#chafed #full of hatred