WCR Video: RD & Blade Interactive: Scott Steiner's Freak Show Workout

RD Reynolds, along with the "Shakira to his Midajah", Blade Braxton, aired a couple of audio clips from the recent Wrestlecrap.com induction of "Scott Steiner's Freak Show: The Big Poppa Pump Workout" on The RD and Blade Show (ep #37, May 27 2015). So I decided to upload the "niiiice" visuals to go along with the audio (...that I "borrowed" from a YouTube review of the DVD).


(By R.V.M Kai)

If you want to see "The Big Bad Booty Daddy's" full workout video, featuring more of Steiner's workout methods; which include him doing lifts with logs and with girls on his shoulders; go buy the DVD here.


Edit: Speaking of bodybuilding videos with unnecessary sexual innuendos; the star of "Pumping Iron" will be invading The Mike Check Show as the "T-800 Terminator" in July.


And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

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WCR Video: TAAOBB IV - Goldon... Don Mason Showers

LannysPermJuice, one of Wrestlecrap's Radio's 12 Listeners, has created many of our favorite WCR Videos. This included some "fascinating" cartoons of Blade Braxton using the website Goanimate.com. A few years ago, (*cue sad news music*) it seemed that Lanny had disappeared off the face of the earth, as there were no longer any new videos posted on his YouTube page. That was until earlier this week when I discovered this Tweet from Blade's Twitter page:


And now all is right in the world!



 (Video by Lannette P Juicington)


For more Cartoons click here. And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!
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WCR Video: A Tribute To Blade Braxton

Since Blade Braxton will replace his former cell phone & record his voice with a new headset on The RD & Blade Show, here's a video tribute to the end of "Tin Can and String Blade" aka "Hobo Blade" (see glossary). This video features the song; "Tell Me A Lie", that was also heard at the end of Episode #37.

Warning: Watching this video may cause you to "lose your smile" and will definitely "bring a tear to Robert Gibson's glass eye".



(Video by LannysPermJuice)

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Episode 37: The Goldfish Standard: May 27, 2015

Tammy to do Adult films? Something smells fishy?
57 minutes

Blade is so happy there's a new show this month that he sounds/is drunk.

RD learned from Scott Steiner's workout DVD that for best fitness results you need to do lifts and curls while a woman is straddling you and telling you how much she wants to have sex with you.

RD explains hammer curls with the help of his gym's resident "Donkey Kong Machine".

RD congratulates Blade on not talking about (Blade's) feces for 9 minutes.

Blade is so desperate to land a woman he finds octogenarians attractive. (:12)

RD shills the great Skyline Arcade some more. Damn, now I really have to go and check it out. Blade is confused by plurality. (:14) He is in a horror movie being shown there where he plays a "brothel patron" which is an official job title as any.

:18 The great Kyle Crow sent the Co-Fruitcakes some Larry the Cable Guy "biscuit chips". Surprisingly in spite of the foreboding name they are quite tasty.

RD: "Put that sausage in your mouth would ya?"

Blade has some Exxtra (with two x's) Flaming Hot Cheetos which are quite spicy and require some beer to douse.

Mrs. Deal tries some of the food. RD: "Go ahead and sniff my bag." Blade: "I love his sausage."

'Tammy went to the fair' and won some half-dead goldfish. This is noteworthy news, apparently. Still it's more valuable than the Divas belt though. (:30) RD fondly remembers the fairs of his youth that violated SPCA regulations. Blade had a very creepy ice cream man back in the days of his youth.

Also Sunny has been rumored to have been offered a sex tape deal worth six figures, which according to RD would would provide a lifetime supply of goldfish for her. Can't argue there. Her (new) boyfriend is approving of her doing this. Because of course he is.

:44 The Ratings Reaper had finally prevailed against his nemesis TNA, cancelling it once and for all. He is so exhausted by his long fight that he sounds like Jim Ross on helium.

Sad News (though not for TNA): Blade has another headset that will replace his tin can and string. (:51) RD is glad this month's show is over but nevertheless has a tribute for Blade. It sounds awfully familiar.
 
 
 
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

  • The RD & Blade Show Sponsors: 6. Planet Fitness, Skyline Drive In, Skycade, Larry The Cable Guy, Farmer’s Fair, Quacky the Clown
  • SPEAKING OFs: 1. Not getting any younger

  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 2. Mrs. Deal, Ratings Reaper
 
  • Blade Time Outs: 4 (1 Real Quick)
  • RD Time Outs: 1 (1 Hold on a Second)
  • Blade Burps: 2 (1 Huuuge One)
 
  • Erik Majorwitz’s Hindsight Haiku: Time to chronicle the demise of a wrestling company:
    A Death of TNA book?
    OK, who wound write the foreword?
    The Ratings Reaper!
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WCR Video: Two Count "Tess"

Back in 2012, Two Count Tees (another obscure website similar to the one you're reading now) sponsored an episode of WrestleCrap Radio and an unfortunate typo in the "Ad Copy" almost resulted in a new character being born: "Two Count Tess"!

Unfortunately a "Two Count Tess" character never actually materialized on WCR, which is a pity because a character based on a hybrid of Ms. Tessmacher (formerly known as "Anonymous Brooke" according to RD and Blade) and Sesame Street's The Count, where she was a TNA Correspondent who called the show just to count to 2 and then hang up, would have been "license to print money"!


(Video Title: "Two Count Tees Invades WrestleCrap Radio" by TwoCountTV)

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