by iggy
February 22, 2008
Blade impersonates Jim Ross as a drunken hillbilly.
Johnny Six
Ed Ge
#pro-gay format #weiners
094 The Heyman Hustle: February 22, 2008
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| Ed-Ge??? |
(60 minutes)
RD's high school nickname was Hitman because of his long oily hair.
Blade says Edge's graphic at No Way Out looked like it said ED GE. (:08) Edge crooned an eighties song by Brian Adams for Vickie.
WWE 24/7 (Week 3) is featuring weddings. (:10) Mike Adamle from the old American Gladiators is now a WWE reporter and called one superstar "Jeff Harvey." Trolla Corp is now on CafePress. RD mimics Colonel Parker at a Taco Bell. (:17)
Obscure Wrestling News (:19): The Maestro is accepting gifts for his birthday. Blade imitates Crispin Glover for some reason.
You should skip from 23:30 to 35:50, because in between is The Heyman Hustle, featuring Johnny Fairplay being thrown about and Jesse Ventura cameoing as a homeless man. (Here is the Heyman Hustle Episode 1 with this 7-minute WrestleCrap commentary.)
Question of the Week from Gavin Langdon and Emmer Provost (:36): a Greg The Hammer and Nailz tag-team pun. RD responds with Ric Flair at the Big Wheel.
Johnny 6 hands RD a paper that says TNA is gay-friendly. (:42) "Weiners. Are. Good," he says. Apparently WrestleCrap Radio is also gay-friendly.
49 minutes in, Blade mimics Jim Ross reading his blog about Lindsay Lohan and her freckles. RD proposes a celebrity battle royale at WrestleMania.
Seventeen Midget-Bashing Syllables for Your Enjoyment:
Hornswaggle's beat up.
Bradshaw stole our idea: car-
nival midget toss.
Minisode #093 World's Strongest
by iggy
February 8, 2008
World's Strongest Men
Boner Juice
Johnny Six
World of Fetish
#no longer traveling #hot scoops
February 8, 2008
World's Strongest Men
Boner Juice
Johnny Six
World of Fetish
#no longer traveling #hot scoops
093 Boner Juice: February 8, 2008
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| Bill Kazmaier Carrying Giant Globe Hippity-hop |
(68 minutes)
World's Strongest Man #2834, Bill Kazmaier, was inducted this week. He's the one with the giant globe hippity-hop on his shoulders. Blade and RD watched the Super Bowl together. The halftime show was Tom Petty and the Cryptkeepers. RD sings a Bill Cosby and Bob Dylan duet. Blade offered to be with Katie Vick in a porn movie.
24/7 Week 3 (:21): Blade's birthday. He wants King Pedophile. Tom Petty at a fast food counter. Wrestling weddings. Dr. D. Seahawk.
Obscure Wrestling News (:37): JBL was on Opie & Anthony and called mamajuana "boner juice" and promised eight hour erections. Blade Braxton's Anal Invasion, and his amateur porn film.
Question of the Week from Seth Drakin (5) (:42): a wrestling chef and talk of Ludvig Borga having better luck as a Swedish Chef (Ludwig Borka?) Rachel Ray is still a victim of Smile-X.
Blade: "Johnny 6 wiped me." Johnny 6: "I. Love. Skank. Hos." (:48) The Big Nippled Vampire is in a porno to be released February 11th, involving a 'World of Fetish'. (:53) RD says, "I thought you said Teddy Rumpskin."
ECW had a Gulf of Mexico match. (:56) RD wants an H2O champion who dunks his opponents into water. RD mimics Glass Joe. 2007's Gooker Hornswoggle just keeps rolling along.
Seventeen Syllables to Commemorate That:
Leprechaun bites ass.
At the end of the rainbow:
Vince's brown horseshoe.
Mang Mang.
Minisode #092 The Defiled Katie Vick Outfit
by iggy
February 1, 2008
Trash Losagin is on the line.
Johnny Six
The Katie Vick outfit, defiled
#Curry Man #very spicy
February 1, 2008
Trash Losagin is on the line.
Johnny Six
The Katie Vick outfit, defiled
#Curry Man #very spicy