Minisode #114 Triple Kelly

by iggy



August 8, 2008

A Tribute to Blade

#12 computers #turn off

114 Hot or Not: August 8, 2008

Talking Wrestling with Mom
(74 minutes)

Despite being posted for months on the WrestleCrap Radio myspace, the live appearance listed below was never booked:
August 8, 2008 at 8 P.M.
Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre
Kissimee, FL

It's gonna be one dandy of a jam-up time. All your favorite Cher and Hall & Oates songs will be performed live onstage by RD & Blade. Just added to the bill!!!!! A poetry reading by John Thomas from Meridian Chase Mastercharge, and a special inspirational spoken word performance from B.M. Punk.


This week's blurb for WrestleCrap update:
Because you demanded it...PAUL CHRISTY IS BACK! This time our favorite wrestling magician-hypnostist-rapist is featured in It Came From YouTube. Thrill as he deep throats a microphone! Plus...New Induction! New Someone Bought This! And a Brand New WrestleCrap Radio...but Blade is missing! Never fear, though - RD and Triple Kelly are on hand to tackle all the news AND give our long lost hobo a musical tribute!


Are your expectations lowered yet? Well, it's still summer, so go outside or something.

As always, WrestleCrap Radio's recommended play speed is 2x.

Blade is passed out so in his place 3Kelly plays Hot or Not (:05). RD implies that the Brooklyn Brawler is gay (:11).

RD's Trip to the Grocery: RD searched for Peanut Butter Toast Crunch (:13). 3Kelly's Weekly Trip to the Goodwill to Search for LPs and VHS: Jumpin' Jack Flash soundtrack (:23) and Trees Talk Too (:30).

Happy 75th, Cap'n Lou!
Obscure Wrestling News: Stacey Keibler is on a publicity tour for her role in the miniseries Samurai Girl. (:32) The Sandman went to Captain Lou Albano's 75th birthday party and got arrested (:34) while his son has begun wrestling as Twisted Sand (:38). I guess if he teamed with Lance Storm's kid, they could call themselves Sandstorm. Torrie Wilson is getting back into wrestling (:43). Glens Falls, New York, is celebrating their resident son Hacksaw Jim Duggan. (:44) A 101 year old woman won tickets to a WWE showing. (:48)

Horsetrolla: Someone spotted a Mickie James Roast Beef sign at SNME (:51). Question of the Week happens (:54). Primetime (3) thinks Santino should be women's champion. The Divas Belt has a vagina on it.

The new TNA correspondent, Pete, is, perhaps, a myth. 3Kelly watches Urkel rather than Impact (:59) -- URKEL . . . . IN 2008. COULD TNA SUCK THAT BAD?!?

TNA has a game for mobile phones. The CableFAX Program Awards are all a work. (:61) Ric Flair has left WWE. (:64)

Long lost hobo "musical" tribute.

Minisode #113 Paul Christy

by iggy



August 1, 2008

Paul Christy
RD camped out at Chick-Fil-A
Honky Tonk Man cut his finger
Superstar Billy Graham channels Satan

#woman #sexual #alright

113 Christyanity: August 1, 2008

Paul Christy Owns Shopping Centers
(74 minutes)

Prolonged discussion of magician and wrestling talk show participant Paul Christy. Buy his apartment buildings book!

Paul Christy's One Ring prepares to consume Gene.
RD's Trip to the Restaurant: Blade misses the music compilation commercials (:09). RD won one year of free Chick-Fil-A by waiting in line outside overnight for twelve hours (:12), during which RD did some more corn-holin' (:20). Don Mason worked at Hooters one time and was once stung by a centipede.

Obscure Wrestling News: Blade is 33 but wants to be on American Idol (:25). Honky Tonk Man's finger was injured doing a stupid guitar smashing thing with dopey teenagers in a parking lot (:28). Blade reads an email by Superstar Billy Graham (:33). A cop involved in the Even Colder Mike Austin case was fired after he stole evidence money. (:38) Brooke Hogan is an idiot when it comes to the presidential election. (:41)

Sad News: WWE went to Texas yet had no ZZ Top cameo (:45). Fear not for their health, they seemed to be touring Europe at the time, and you can probably catch them at a state fair near you. HorseTrolla: Mickie James has odd nude photos (:47). Ricky Steamboat Junior, who once rode a pony at WCW Wrestle War '89, debuted for Premiere Wrestling Showcase (:53). His father's song on that one WCW album is questioned. Question of the Week from Primetime (2): The Lions last won a championship in the 1950s (:55).

TNA News: A no-show for the new TNA correspondent (:61).

Freddie Prinze Junior is on the writing staff of WWE (:63). WWE Films is now WWE Studios, so RD & Blade suggest sitcoms the studio can produce. This Week's Someone Bought This is Vickie Guerrero's wedding dress (:68), and next week's could be Nunzio Signed/Worn Elf Costume. Mike Adamle is Raw G.M.

Seventeen Syllables For Ya:
G.M. Adamle--
What on earth could be better?
G.M. Paul Christy.

Minisode #112 Corporal Kirchner Sounds Like a Car

by iggy



July 18, 2008

Corporal Kirchner sounds like a car.
Peter Gazer's music debuts
Tony Atlas is back and better than ever.
Ratings Reaper laughs

#why is he a car #star hustler