It's Black Friday kids! And that means that many stores across the U.S are filled with crazies looking for a bargain. And speaking of "crazies", in 2011, (on Wrestlecrap Radio episode #128) RD Reynolds told another story of his annual Black Friday experiences where he was in fear of his life from hillbilly shoppers who couldn't wait to rip open wrapped up pallets at Wal-Mart. He also encountered a Grizzly Adams/Mike Knox type with a knife and later witnessed more frustrated people jamming shopping carts into each other!
Also featured on this Minisode: RD and Blade discuss Dr. D. David Schultz Wrestlecrap.com induction. A NSFW Image Search involving 'Tammy Sytch eggs'??? And Angry Jim has Doc pull bones out of hams!
And in other news: Will Mike Check have to 'fear for his life' when "Deebo" from "Friday" rides past his house?
...And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives and here for more WCR Minisodes!
And now, a word for our non-sponsoring sponsor.
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(You'd think they could get their own URL for it though.)
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This has been a word for our non-sponsoring sponsor.
(You'd think they could get their own URL for it though.)
"WrestleCrap is creating Laughs About the Worst of Pro Wrestling."
Let us hope those laughs sound like Krankor's.
Anyway, do give them a look and potentially your support, even if for only a dollar or two. Blade needs the money to make the Midnight Rose look good.
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WCR Video: A Tribute To Don... Don Mason
No...don't cue the sad news music, Blade's friend Don Mason (and yes I'm talking about Don...Don Mason) is not "sick"...well, not in "that sense"? But since the "uncharismatic enigma" recently made a rare appearance on Wrestlecrap Radio, it's now time for WCR Videos to bring you a tribute video that would bring a tear to a glass eye. So get out the "Corn Oil" and the "Reddi Wip", because here's a collection of Don's most "un-enigmatic" moments as told by Blade Braxton:
(Created by one of Wrestlecrap Radio's 12 listeners; LannysPermJuice)
...Fascinating. And if that wasn't inappropriate enough, here's a BONUS clip of Don...Don Mason's name being dubbed over the theme song of a "1970's blacksploitation movie"....I'll just leave it here:
(Video Title: "They Call Him Don... Don Mason" by LannysPermJuice)
And also be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!
(Created by one of Wrestlecrap Radio's 12 listeners; LannysPermJuice)
...Fascinating. And if that wasn't inappropriate enough, here's a BONUS clip of Don...Don Mason's name being dubbed over the theme song of a "1970's blacksploitation movie"....I'll just leave it here:
(Video Title: "They Call Him Don... Don Mason" by LannysPermJuice)
And also be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!
267 Trunk-Or-Treat: October 30, 2017
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| Tastes just like it looks |
RD found some new material of Huey's laughter.
Blade has a one year span memory. He thanks RD for his sense of "continuity". I hope it is better than Blade's chemistry knowledge and following recording schedules.
Blade is already tired from all the recent partying but the Midnight Rose is still able to give candy to children at a "Trunk-Or-Treat" at a 'vague' location. RD finds those rather concerning: "That's always like a drug deal, right?" This is Piper's cue to warn about idiots in cars. (:06)
RD is still preparing his Patreon. I assume one of the sponsorship rewards is getting a Big Announcement. (:10) He once considered having a Chinese TNA correspondent, most likely named Po Lan / Lan Po or something like that.
Also you know you're getting up there when you randomly come across an episode of the (new) TMNT and can easily recognize that the episode's villain of the week, an ancient Chinese spirit, is in fact voiced by James Hong. Then again it did also feature three (captured) goons in some very familiar attire from that movie too so...
Don took a Trip to Taco Bell and calls in to talk about it in a very energetic tone of voice. (:13) (He hadn't yet gone to the one house in the neighborhood which always provided some sort of liquor for adult trick-or-treaters.) His children made him try some pink liquid urinal cake Gatorade pink lemonade which surprisingly tasted pretty good. Blade once saw some Don branded urinal mats during his travels. RD mocks them for knowing how urinal cakes taste, despite anyone with any knowledge of non Blade-style chemistry would know that the smell and taste glands are almost very similar. You can definitely 'taste' something if it smells strongly enough.
After Don leaves with his music, Blade randomly remembers being attacked by bees while recording while drunk. Those things have to be related. He also remembers the time he saw someone use an ice cream scooper to scoop meat at another Taco Bell. He also misses old smells while he meta times out.
Sad News: RD and Blade have varying definitions of loyalty.
Also Taryn Terrell was future endeavored. (:25)
Tony Schiavone has left Starbucks, possibly to return to wrestling. RD wants David Crockett to also return to commentate with him. He also misses Halloween Havoc and all the bad mess it brought with it. Blade used to watch wrestling recorded on old EPs.
The Miz and Maryse are expecting a girl. (:35) Blade temporarily stumbles on what "kind" of baby it would be.
Blade re-listens to Piper's tips to figure out what exactly is required of a trick-or-treater.
Blade: "What do you think Tammy's dressing up as?"
RD: "Bacon and eggs." (:41)
According to Blade WWCR goes over the same material again and again. Apparently this is news. This ties into Coke Classic for some reason.
SPEAKING OF Patreon Tammy's already been on it for a month, though she hasn't updated the thing in two weeks. You can...guess...what kind of material she has to offer. RD attempts to read it in his best Jeff Foxworthy impression before he becomes strangely fixated on what's on his finger.
Blade had to go back to Facebook to find people and their Questions. (:50) Criss Rogers wants to know how much a Piper's Bunch would be. He had four children but Blade thinks it's six.
Blade would consider running The Swinging Full Nelson Podcast in honor of Ken Patera. (:55) WWE also future endeavored three wrestlers just recently. RD wants them to rehire Bill Eadie to shout-deliver future endeavors. Blade randomly interjects to mention Mickie James, as you do. To shut him up RD replays his time with Piper. (:61)
Hulk Hogan and his one-time
Seventeen syllables of goodness:
Hulk with Beefcake's wife.
She wants pythons not haircuts.
Struttin' and Sluttin'.
$0.50 : $30.50 plus that $19.99 The Price Is Right
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- Halloween
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 3. Drive In Movie Maniacs, WrestleCrapRadio.com, WrestleCrap.com
- URLs not taken: 2. LiquidUrinalCakes.com, StingOnStilts.com
- SPEAKING OFs: 6. Handing out candy to underprivileged children, ghosts, someone that was a father, pleasing, dropping (2).
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Don
- F-Bombs: 1. Blade
- Blade Time Outs: 8 (1 Real Quick)
- RD Time Outs: 2
- Huey The Ghoul Laughs: 3
- Question of the Week from: Criss Rogers
- How many kids do you have to have to qualify for bunches of them? More than 3 or 4.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Beefcake ain’t cutting it brother!Hulk with Beefcake's wife.
She wants pythons not haircuts.
Struttin' and Sluttin'.
WCR Video: A Tribute to "Mama Deal"
Sadly we here at wrestlecrapradio.com will not be replaying "Rowdy" Roddy Pipers Halloween Tips for Halloween this year since we have been just informed of the news that wrestlecrap.com's creator and WCR co-host, RD Reynolds' mother has recently passed away. So instead, we thought appropriate to upload "Mama" Deal's guest appearance, on episode #125 of Wrestlecrap Radio, where she discussed with RD and Blade about handing out her Popcorn Ball treats on Halloween (originally played on November 7, 2008).
Our condolences go out to Randy Baer (RD Reynolds) and family for the recent loss of his mother. Rest In Peace.
And to our viewers: Have a Happy Halloween and "Please and Thank Ya" for watching.
Our condolences go out to Randy Baer (RD Reynolds) and family for the recent loss of his mother. Rest In Peace.
And to our viewers: Have a Happy Halloween and "Please and Thank Ya" for watching.