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| One of the 12 listeners during this episode...with worst looking belt. |
76 minutes
Blade is already sleepy in the afternoon. It's almost as if he's doing actual work! He is spending his time indoors re-listening to the whole podcast and slowly going mad, poor bastard. He tried the whole Star Trek canon, before he got distracted to Troma movies, before he got distracted again.
Blade: "My mind has a tendency of wondering."
RD: "I've never noticed this."
Distracted Blade is also a master of timing.
Blade: "Our big anniversary shows have been timed so they're like...double bombastic. Our 200th episode was our 5th anniversary show."
RD: "The output ain't what it once was, kids."
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Blade: "You guys should have heard me back when we started this show."
RD: "It's amazing how much funnier we are off the air."
RD suspects I have bugged the tin can and string so I can get the jump on insulting and mocking Brad.
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He is absolutely correct. How did he know? I guess I have to readjust my ways now. For one thing, I need to update my SpyTrolla 5000.
Blade never likes going to the grocery regardless of the situation, unlike RD. (:14) The latter went with his wife to Sam's Club to purchase a giant 2 pack (11 ounces each) of
Red, White and Blue Crunch. Blade has an unopened box of Boo Berry from 2004 with 11 servings in it.
RD repeats month-old news about XFL Commissioner Oliver Luck suing Vince for $25 million. (:21) Anyway,
Vince may be trying to secretly buy it back. You don't say.
[Or maybe not? Or maybe not not?]
Jim calls to get annoyed by RD. (:27) He's stuck at an Arizonan bookstore for his "book tour" and wants to live in RD's basement. RD gives him and by extension Blade some advice. "Shove this show up your ass!" Jim replies in between (Blade's) laughing.
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Bitey "might be over the show" according to Blade. (:31)
Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch are expecting. This angered Jim Cornette for some reason.
Matt Striker is a reality show contestant competing to impregnate somebody. I don't know either.
[If you were wondering he finished 8th on "Labor of Love". - Erik Majorwitz]
Mickie James now has a podcast of her own, with Victoria and SoCal Val as "
Grown Ass Women". (:38) The two approve of their attempt.
Tam is back on OnlyFans. (:44) The two do not approve of her attempt. RD does his Nathaniel impression. Even Blade is slightly tongue-tied.
RD: "It's not that you've matured and you've become a better person; it's just due to being lazy."
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Blade: "I'm better than you."
Simon Beach is first on Facebook. He asks how Parts Unknown is dealing with the lockdown. (:50) RD ignores Blade's response since it involves his mythical Yearbook.
What are some great looking belts? (:51) Blade has a seizure trying to understand what RD has to say. He likes the 80's green Intercontinental, Savage's winged eagle, and Demolition's classic Tag Team Championship. RD instead has the
worst looking belts: Warrior's rainbows, the Cena spinner (
ruthlessly aggressive spinning!), and Demolition's classic Tag Team Championship. It ruined Ric Flair's original run with the digitized Big Gold Belt such that he once had to carry a Tag Team belt. This was done instead of, say, WWF crafting another, like what Ted DiBiase once did in that one vignette. RD wishes there was a playset for that, but they leave discussion of that for
another later recording.
Double or Nothing's Stadium Stampede greatly pleased the two, even without any angry cows or bulls (doesn't the horse count?). (:66) RD remembers when Sammy Guevara was in WWE only for Lacey Evans to make fun of him. Show attendee Iron Mark yawns.
Some Syllables:
Tyson All Elite.
He was there to present the belt.
Double or Not-yawn.
"I fell asleep; that haiku had eighteen syllables."
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